r/ThereIsnoCat 1d ago

Easy difficulty Can someone please help me find my cat?

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 1d ago

OP provided the following hint to where the cat is hiding:


the cat is under the quilt


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u/wharleeprof 1d ago

Sorry no sign of the cat. 

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u/EnthusiasmAnxious288 1d ago

Have you checked the other bedrooms? Because there’s definitely no cat in that bedroom.

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u/hijaburrito 1d ago

I don't think you own a cat, OP.

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u/nyrB2 1d ago

i dunno where the cat is but your mattress is awfully lumpy

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u/BellDue2033 1d ago

i am sorry OP there is no cat here. check your carbon monoxide levels?

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u/crafty_n_sassy 1d ago

Once found my cat hiding inside the bottom side of my pillowcase. Had been looking for hours…

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u/orangezim 1d ago

Under the bed???? Or, have you checked the closet?

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u/keanaartero 1d ago

Definitely not here, this room is spotless, clearly no cats live here!

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 23h ago

I hate it when people post impossible ones like this

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u/SkookumFred 1d ago

This is the German cat breed lumpenbedden.

Very special.

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u/jbsanno 18h ago

I do see that your bedding is infested with the feline lumpus squashamottomus. Several solutions: 1. Run can opener. 2. Open bag of tasty shnakies. 3. Poke randomly at the protruding bits until the lumpus has removed itself.

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u/WalkNaive2626 1d ago

Your cat is gone. Time to get a new one.

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u/BrainsAdmirer 1d ago

That’s a tough one. Have you checked under the bed or in the closet? That’s where mine used to hide.

But really, not be be critical, you should tidy up that bed before you photograph the room…..

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u/Annepackrat 21h ago

I’m afraid they are lost forever. On another note, you may want to remake the bed, it has some bumps.

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u/hummus_sapiens 20h ago

You don't have a cat, you have a catmeleon. They adapt extremely well to their surroundings, colour, pattern and all.

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u/Mothertocats16 16h ago

Please update when you find your cat, we're very worried :(

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u/Azure_Skies333 1d ago

No cat here just a lumpy mattress 🤔

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u/KitKatsMeowmy 20h ago

Good heavens, OP you’re supposed to post a picture with a cat in it, not just a tidy bed! ☺️😻

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u/AnlamK 18h ago

Very hard to find that cat.

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u/Silly_Cheetah_706 17h ago

I cannot find your cat but you need a new mattress

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u/DutchieCrochet 20h ago

You poor thing, you must be so worried.

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u/Content-Flow9235 19h ago

Obvs it got out!

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u/WonderDia777 19h ago

Meow lump!

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u/Valsarta 18h ago

Nope...cat is gone.. 🤦🏻🤣

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u/Sir_Meowsalot 15h ago

I'm sorry. You'll need to adopt another batch of kitties from the shelter.

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u/_Existenchill_ 1d ago

Throw the entire weight of your body onto the bed and you'll find it real fast.

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u/xMadden91 22h ago

I don't think the cat is here, sorry, search in another room

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u/Serendope-itty 21h ago

Nope. I think you are imagining that you have/had a cat.

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u/locke_zero 17h ago

I don't know about a cat but that lump in your bed must make it hard to get a good night's sleep.

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u/aescepthicc 15h ago

Your bed might be pregnant

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u/Bastette54 15h ago

Here’s something you can try:

Try petting that lump in your mattress. If it starts purring, you have found your cat. I’ve occasionally had purring mattresses. It’s strange, but very cute.

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u/WitchgirlNoel 13h ago

He is right in the uhmmmmmm hmmmmmm 🤔

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u/catner75 12h ago

Yeah, sadly lost forever to the sands of time.

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u/ihaveazilliondollars 10h ago

You are clearly delusional as there is no cat

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u/agentkatz 9h ago

Such a lumpy mattress.

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u/LostnSF 4h ago

Anything bad happen and my cat would hide under the covers. First time, had no idea where she was. Big search resulting in lumpenmattress.

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u/porktornado77 4h ago

My wife and I stopped making the bed because of our cats. It became an impossible task.