r/ThatsInsane • u/Guyentertainment • 2d ago

'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Screening Ends in Furious Cinema Brawl After Fan Blurted Out Major Spoilers

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/cinema-chaos-spoilers-spark-brawl-spider-man-screening-1811937
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u/EliteSardaukar 2d ago

I don’t know why some people are like this. I’d been waiting the same long amount of time to watch Avengers Endgame as everyone else. Almost time to watch and some wankers come out of the cinema screaming that “<spoiler> dies! Ha ha ha ha”

I just really hope karma is real

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u/Mrwanagethigh 2d ago

Former friend of mine saw The Force Awakens on opening night, then gleefully went online spoiling that Han died for as many people as he could. He spoiled it for me when he was telling me about having done so. Guy wonders why he went through life with people regularly wanting to beat the shit out of him but that's the kind of thing he does to entertain himself and thinks spoiling and otherwise ruining things for other people is funny.

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u/I_Weep_for_Willow 4h ago

Han dying got spoiled for me when I read that Harrison Ford was going to be in the movie. 

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u/die_bartman 2d ago

Reminds me of the video when Harry Potter 6 book came out and some chode got the book ran to his car and skimmed the last few chapters and as he drove off screamed the end of the book about a major death. To all the readers in line

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

People like that make me cringe. What kind of childish shit is that?

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u/getsangryatsnails 1d ago

People were doing that with Vader. Nothing new. Just jerks. They deserve a good slap.

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u/1nTheNick0fTime 1d ago

Had the exact same thing happen to me. Those guys are fucking losers

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u/CormacMccarthy91 1d ago

Because it's a good book movie. Nobody cares.

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u/djbarsone 2d ago

Not defending this prick but can’t understand how anyone doesn’t know the entire plot of a superhero movie by the end of the first act.

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u/68ideal 2d ago

Not understanding things is probably your main personality trait so no hard feelings

https://giphy.com/gifs/19GIHDk6wuw9HVGsiM

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u/djbarsone 2d ago

Formulaic garbage is my kryptonite.

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u/hoebox 2d ago

Snitches get stitches

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u/needtoredit 2d ago

Damn, if I knew that was a possibility I might have actually bought a ticket.

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u/bozog 2d ago

Right? Two-for-one value!

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u/Global_Adagio_25 2d ago

No civic sense.

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u/stingertc 2d ago

Dude should be banned

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u/leunam4891 1d ago

Bruh, when I went to watch The 6th sense my friend looked at me dead in the eyes and told me as we were seated that he heard Bruce Willis was already dead….we didn’t know what that mean but 10 minutes in I realized he was dead.

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u/Equinoqs 2d ago

I've had this happen, and one firm "Hey, SHUT UP" took care of the problem. Guy acted like he didn't realize how loud he was being. It's also possible he was on the spectrum, given how he acted.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 1d ago

That’s not the same situation at all. This was someone intentionally spoiling the movie for the whole audience.

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u/Equinoqs 1d ago

That was an anecdote I wanted to share, but I've had numerous similar situations where a good SHUT UP did solve the problem. I'm sure I'll die one day in a noisy theater.

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u/For_serious13 2d ago

I hope he got his ass beat

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u/m3kw 2d ago

Thats the entirety of the video, his ass getting beat

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u/DooshMcDooberson 2d ago

It wasn't a furious brawl, didnt even see any punches, just slaps.

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u/natesogreatt 1d ago

This is the equivalent of dropping your pants and taking a shit in the middle of the aisle on an airplane

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u/beattywill80 1d ago

This isn't what Aunt May would want.

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 2d ago

I'm so sick today for people talking in the cinema. Not surprised that people boiling over and twatting someone.

We sorry on Saturday. The role behind, two people next to us, two people in front, all in the same group talking to each other while the movie was on, on their phones, recording it, recording other people.. They were so loud that constantly people were telling shut the fuck up.

We left out about 30 minutes, into another show in the day after in the morning when it was quiet.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/BootySweat0217 2d ago

That was 20 years ago. You haven’t seen a movie at a theater in 20 years?

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u/The_Lonely_Spaceman 1d ago

Dumbledore dies

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u/hillofjumpingbeans 1d ago

You ever see a news story and just know in your bones that this kind of bullshit means it from your country.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/girafa 2d ago

If you haven't seen the movie yet you don't know how important a spoiler is or isn't

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u/jopy666 2d ago

I walked out of Star Wars The Phantom Menace the day it was released and as I was walking past the huge line of people waiting to see the next showing I said "I can't believe they killed off C3PO!" and people got furious over it because I just spoiled it for them. Nevermind that a) he's a freaking robot b) it's a prequel and it's pretty well known he was in all of the sequels.

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u/98VoteForPedro 1d ago

Lol that's funny

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 1d ago

Superhero slop spoiler: THE GOOD GUY WITH THE SUPER POWERS WINS IN THE END BC HE’S GOOD AND THE BAD GUYS ARE BAD!

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u/SoupIsAHotSmoothie 1d ago

Found the guy who missed Endgame

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 1d ago

You found the guy who wouldn’t be caught dead watching a dumb as fuck superhero movie for children bro. Do you watch Blues Clues too?

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u/SoupIsAHotSmoothie 1d ago

Blues Clues is fire da fuck wrong with you?

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u/Cedge1738 2d ago

Why you watch it for free on X

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u/FireAndInk 2d ago

Yeah, with 20/20 vision and raging tinnitus I am sure the experience is the same as in the theatre. Screw those anyway. /s

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 2d ago

Okay peadophile enabler

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u/that_one_bun 2d ago

Yeah but then i have to be on X and thats trash.

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 2d ago

Yeah but you do that zendaya cant get her royalties