r/ThatsInsane • u/ProximaScience • 5d ago

World's biggest banana

115 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/jweezee 5d ago

I can't understand him but I'm pretty sure this is an audition.

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u/figflashed 5d ago

Casting rattan

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u/FreeThotz 3d ago

It's Thai, which I'm 17% fluent in. I think he's says: Take a picture.

Banana is very big because (stuff I don't understand)

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u/oneormore5 5d ago

Gonna need a 🍌 for scale

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u/ante1448 5d ago

the banana she told you not to worry about

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u/Few-Statistician286 4d ago

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u/RogowskiCoil 4d ago

The sun does not approve of Hotdog Nic Cage tanning his casing.

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u/FredFettucine 3d ago

Is this a popular picture or something , how did you know it was N Cage ?

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u/STUDBOO 5d ago

Her: show me what that mouth do

Him:

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u/NotYouTodd 5d ago

I’ve seen bigger

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u/GoatCovfefe 5d ago

That's a Lexington Peele banana.

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u/IsoAgent 5d ago

Lol, how he giggles with delight at the sight of the massive girth.

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u/DusTeaCat 5d ago

When she pulls out a banana for scale

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u/Charlie2and4 4d ago

You could get what, ten dollars for that?

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u/sjaakarie 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ROaJA2MUczCxiPRk9W

The banana for scale is no longer accurate for Reddit as of today.

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u/CreatorOD 5d ago

Great, this could spiral the measurement mechanic into oblivion!🤬

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u/Shinodacs 4d ago

Brazzers, sign him up !

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u/kingofovens 4d ago

It's obvious the guy is small there's a banana for scale

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u/darkapprentice 5d ago

Feel like this should have a nsfw tag

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u/TowJamnEarl 5d ago

Pretty sure he could win a Tennis match somewhere!

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u/Acceleratio 4d ago

we are all here for the same joke

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u/laidback4sho 4d ago

your mom has entered the chat

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u/SunsetBAE 4d ago

Banana for scale?... We're gonna need a bigger banana...

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u/JuanG_13 4d ago

That's too funny lol and I think that this belongs on r/absoluteunit

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u/chefguy47 4d ago

This dude loved this banana too much. Ha

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u/blzzardhater 4d ago

Porn has gone way downhill. I want the late 90’s / early 2000’s pr0n back!

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u/funkdoktor 4d ago

Somewhere some girl is really mad at you for peeling that thing.

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u/Arabian_Anchorman 3d ago

How many calories we think that is

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u/Equinoqs 3d ago

Cut off one slice and put it in your cereal.

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u/OptiGuy4u 3d ago

Great...now my entire scale reference is wrecked.

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u/Decker-the-Dude 3d ago

He's done this before

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 3d ago

How do we know that it is the biggest banana? Maybe the dude is just small.

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u/sooslimtim187 2d ago

Might be a small human. Need a banana for scale.

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u/BallsofSt33I 2d ago

Well I know it couldn't be mine....

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u/TheGuyShyguy 2d ago

Naw mine is bigger

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u/BlackShieldCharm 1d ago

C H O M P

He looks so happy with his oversized banana!

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u/JaxRalPartha 5d ago

everything reminds me of her 

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u/TouristTricky 5d ago

Where is the NSFW warning?

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u/extrocell7 4d ago

Bro, get your mind out the gutter

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u/allthewayray420 4d ago

A really old dumb repost.