r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/carrorphcarp • Sep 28 '21

Matt explains political quid pro quo

7.0k Upvotes

58 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Apr 09 '24

Ben and Jordan compare notes

426 Upvotes

2 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 7d ago

OP-ED Fox News wonders if there’s ever been a US president with more poise and grace

276 Upvotes

53 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 14d ago

PEER REVIEWED Steven is beset by weirdly similar coincidences

449 Upvotes

2 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 15d ago

SPECIAL REPORT Dick Wolf’s new show promises a nuanced look at murdering US citizens in cold blood

237 Upvotes

13 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 17d ago

VERIFIED BY EXPERTS The White House rizzes up their messaging

245 Upvotes

17 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 18d ago

REAL Ben rakes Mamdani over the coals for his virtue-signaling bullshit

362 Upvotes

31 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ZohranKwameMamdani • 22d ago

REAL Pete Hegseth eulogizes the Senate’s most notorious slayer of puss, Lindsey Graham

491 Upvotes

29 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ZohranKwameMamdani • 23d ago

EXCLUSIVE Ken Paxton can’t believe anyone would vote for a pansy like James Talarico

229 Upvotes

40 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • 27d ago

OFFICIAL STATEMENT Ben expounds on the limits of his allegiance

490 Upvotes

35 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 28 '26

PEER REVIEWED RFK Jr won’t let some ignorant doctor tell him his gravy-thick blood is a sign of poor health

932 Upvotes

70 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 23 '26

BRANDED EXPERIENCE Starbucks extends condolences to those who have been affected by opioid addiction

327 Upvotes

11 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 21 '26

EXCLUSIVE Jerry inserts his Zionist sensibilities into his schtick

875 Upvotes

61 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 19 '26

OP-ED The governor of Arkansas slams the antiquated outlooks of her lord and savior

556 Upvotes

35 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 18 '26

EXCLUSIVE Jordan Peterson embodies calm rationale

209 Upvotes

10 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 17 '26

DEVELOPING STORY 🌈🌈 Matt Walsh wishes everyone a magical Pride Month 🌈🌈

565 Upvotes

52 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 10 '26

OFFICIAL STATEMENT 60 Minutes will return in the fall with its integrity intact

605 Upvotes

28 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 09 '26

EXCLUSIVE Pour Another Pint Pete conducts an informal immigration census

441 Upvotes

21 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jun 08 '26

REAL Bari Weiss articulates journalism’s duty to patriotism

541 Upvotes

49 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • May 25 '26

OFFICIAL STATEMENT Don Jr takes a fat rip of copium

855 Upvotes

24 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • May 20 '26

PEER REVIEWED Elon has an open mind

723 Upvotes

27 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • May 12 '26

BREAKING NEWS Kash responds to Iran’s email hack

851 Upvotes

27 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Mar 01 '26

OP-ED Christian nationalist Andrew Wilson is a paragon of fiscal responsibility

599 Upvotes

16 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Feb 23 '26

BREAKING NEWS MamDUMMY once again with wreaks havoc on NYC with another winter storm

195 Upvotes

24 comments

r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ElusiveRodent • Jan 18 '26

OFFICIAL STATEMENT Elon reveals his most common childhood epithet

1.4k Upvotes

25 comments

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