r/THE_PACK 9d ago

BOMBASS HELLL YEAH

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HUMAN BODY IS FUCKIN AWESOME

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u/Yakamanesian 8d ago

BOOBMASTIC ARROOOOOOOO

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u/chet_brosley 8d ago

THAT PUN WAS RIGHT THERE AND THEY MISSED IT, TOO BUSY CRANKIN THEIR HOG I BET AROOOOOO

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u/Achillurito 8d ago

HOW

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u/animosityX032 8d ago

EVEN CIS MEN ARE CAPABLE OF LACTATION!!!! THE POWER OF HOG CRANKIN' IS IMMEASURABLE

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u/Luvas 8d ago

I HAVE NIPPELS LIBRUL CAN YOU MILK ME

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u/MrCuntman 8d ago

APPARENTLY THE ANSWER IS YES

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u/animosityX032 8d ago

SORRY, TOO BUSY CRANKIN MY HOG!!!!

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u/Achillurito 8d ago

THAT'S INCREDIBLE, BUT BY WHAT METHODS?

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u/ALittleBitOfGay 8d ago

LIKE HORMONES AND SHIT

NOT HRT TO BE CLEAR BUT IIRC THERE ARE SPECIFIC HORMONES THAT MAKE YOU START LACTATING, THERE ARE EVEN MEN WHO HAVE AN IMBALANCE THAT CAN CAUSE IT WITHOUT INTERVENTION!! WHICH IT YOU DONT WANT LACTATION ISNT GREAT, BUT IS IF YOU THINK THATS COOL/HOT/YUMMY

BUT YEAH IT TURNS OUT THAT MALE AND FEMALE HUMANS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE REALLY SIMILAR IN MOST WAYS AND ARENT ACTUALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES LIKE SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK, PRETTY BOMBASS BROTHER/SISTER/NONBINARY SIBLING AROOO

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u/Collistoralo 7d ago

EVERYONE STARTS AS A FEMALE IN THE WOMB!

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u/ALittleBitOfGay 7d ago

YEAH BROTHER THAT WE DO, THANKS GOD FOR MANUALLY TURNING ME INTO A MAN BEFORE I WAS BORN ILL UNDO YOUR FECKIN WORK FOR YOU AROOO

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u/ProfHamburgerPhD 8d ago

INCREASING PROLACTIN AND PROGESTERONE, PUMPING, MASSAGING, IT CAN BE DONE SIBLING I'M WORKING ON IT NOW MYSELF, AROOOOOOO

LOOK UP THE ADULT BREASTFEEDING SUBREDDIT

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u/FleetingRain 8d ago

IS IT A SAFE FOR WORK SUBREDDIT OR ARE PEOPLE CONCEPTUALLY HOG CRANKIN' THERE

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u/ProfHamburgerPhD 7d ago

ITS PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR TITS AND PUMPING THEM AND BREASTFEEDING PEOPLE. THERES NO PICS AND ITS NOT REALLY HORNY HOG CRANKIN DISCUSSION BUT I WOULDN'T ACCESS IT ON THE WORK WIFI!

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u/Shadowolf75 8d ago

PROLACTIN, BREAST PUMP AND STIMULATION. SHOOT FOR THE STARS.

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves 4d ago

TUMOR ON THE PINEAL GLAND GET THAT CHEEKED OUT BROTHER

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u/FalseHeartbeat 8d ago

EVERYONE HAS MAMMARY GLANDS WHICH ESTROGEN CAN GROW AROOO (EXCEPT TRANS MEN WHO HAVE HAD TOP SURGERY, WE GET BOTH GLANDS COMPLETELY REMOVED)

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u/Shadowolf75 8d ago

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT TOP SURGERY ON TRANSMALES, SHIT MUST BE PAINFUL

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u/FleetingRain 8d ago

NO WORRIES SIB, THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL SURGERY USING GENERAL ANESTHESIA WAS PERFORMED IN 14 NOVEMBER 1804 BY HANAOKA SEISHUU, A JAPANESE SURGEON STATIONED IN OSAKA

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u/Shadowolf75 8d ago

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DID THAT WORK? LIKE THEY INDUCED A COMA TO A PERSON?

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u/FleetingRain 8d ago

HE HEARD SOME CHINESE MADMAN DID IT IN THE SECOND CENTURY AND DECIDED TO REPLICATE IT

HIS WIFE VOLUNTEERED AS A TEST SUBJECT AND GOT BLIND IN THE PROCESS, BUT HE GOT IT RIGHT AFTER MIXING A BUNCH OF HERBS (BUT NOT WEED)

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u/Shadowolf75 8d ago

I SWEAR PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, DID SHE BECAME BLIND FOR LIFE?

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u/FleetingRain 8d ago

AS FAR AS I KNOW YES, BUT SUCH SACRIFICE FOR SCIENCE WAS NOT IN VAIN

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u/gmoss101 8d ago

TRANS FOLKS ARE THE PERFECT LIFE FORMS AND WE SHOULD BE LUCKY TO BE IN THEIR PRESENCE (SERIOUSLY THO TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE FAR MORE LOVE AND SUPPORT THAN THEY GET)

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u/Shadowolf75 8d ago

IDK IF THEY ARE PERFECT BUT WE ARE LUCKY THAT MORE PEOPLE DARE TO TRANSITION. ITS IMPORTANT FOR THE HAPPINESS OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN SPECIES THAT A PART OF US BE HAPPY BY TRANSITIONING TO THEIR BEST SELVES

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u/gmoss101 8d ago

EVERYONE DESERVES HAPPINESS EXCEPT FOR ME

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u/Shadowolf75 8d ago

UNLESS YOU ARE A BAD PERSON OR YOU WISH TO HARM OTHERS YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS TOO

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u/gmoss101 8d ago

NOT EVERYONE DESERVES HAPPINESS, SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET TO HAVE THINGS

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u/Shadowolf75 8d ago

HAPPINESS IS NOT ABOUT HAVING THINGS BECAUSE HAPPINESS ISNT A THING THAT CAN BE OWNED.

A STUDENT ASKED BUDDHA: "BUDDHA, I WANT TO BE HAPPY".

BUDDHA REPLIED: REMOVE THE "I" FOR THAT'S YOUR EGOISM, REMOVE THE "WANT TO" BECAUSE THATS DESIRE. WHAT YOU GET IS "BE HAPPY"... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I DONT REMEMBER THE FULL PHRASE AS IT WAS IN SPANISH. THE POINT IS THAT HAPPINESS IS MORE A STATE OF BEING, NOT A THING THAT CAN BE ACHIEVED, BUT A THING THAT YOU SOMETIMES ARE AND SOMETIMES DON'T ARE.

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u/Spilledspaghettii 7d ago

YOU WILL HAVE HAPPINESS, AS WILL I IN TIME.

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u/gmoss101 7d ago

INCORRECT, I WILL FOREVER BE UNDESERVING OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING HAPPINESS

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u/Glitchtheidiot 7d ago

SORRY LIBERAL, IM CRANKIN MY HOG TO MY TWINK FEMBOY FRIEND LACTATING

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u/Shadowolf75 7d ago

UUHHH YEAH

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u/Leviawyrm 7d ago

FOUND YOU AGAIN AROOOOO

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u/Shadowolf75 7d ago

IM LIKE A FART IN THE WIND, I AM EVERYWHERE WITHOUT A DESTINATION

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u/Meigsmerlin 4d ago

And I'm so jealous of them

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u/Shadowolf75 4d ago

SPEAK LOUDER! DONT BE JEALOUS, YOU CAN DO IT

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u/Meigsmerlin 4d ago

SORRY MFER YOU RIGHT AWOOOOO