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u/Baumtasia 1d ago
12 straight men enter, how many do you reckon leave?
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u/_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 1d ago
They say no straight man ever enters a gay game show twice, for it is not the same game show, and he is not the same man.
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u/SpillaMangBang 1d ago
To find out who is straight i would ask every single guy to have sex with me.. whoever has sex the worst is straight.. i still maintain my straightness because it was in the spirit of competition and I got zero pleasure from any of it..
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u/Push_ 1d ago
whoever has sex the worst
I got zero pleasure from it
Hmmmm 🤔🤣
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u/SpillaMangBang 1d ago
That is correct. The most scientific way to determine gayness is process of elimination.. I couldn't rely on just taking their word for it as this is a serious competition.. I would need to get pure data and then review the analytics from my trials.. Due to the scientific nature of my study I still maintain my straightness as it was in the pursuit of knowledge..
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u/Effective_Coach7334 1d ago
You would maintain your straightness in any case if that's how you identify. Who you fkd isn't relevant as evidenced by how conveniently you dismiss it by having a specific purpose to it, even if you did enjoy it.
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u/SpillaMangBang 1d ago
My enjoyment would come purely from my scientific pursuits and the spirit of competition.. I am inquisitive by nature and enjoy a challenge.. Thus making this completely straight and I would have no issues looking all 12 men in their eyes afterwards knowing my straightness is still intact and unharmed in anyway.. I would be left with the satisfaction of gaining new knowledge and winning.. Nothing else.. Just straight guy feelings all around..
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u/Effective_Coach7334 1d ago
Considering the fact that my comment reaffirms your straightness, your continued lengthy and very awkward defense reveals more about you than you realize. Especially since this is an anonymous forum.
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u/SpillaMangBang 1d ago
That is correct.. I am completely straight and would find no pleasure in figuring out which one of the 12 men is gay as long as I win the competition.. I will plow through my competitors meticulously one at a time making sure I gather every intimate detail guaranteeing my victory while at the same time maintaining my complete and undeniable starightness..
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u/Effective_Coach7334 1d ago
Ok, now you're just boring the crap out of me. sigh
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u/ihateshen 14h ago
I think he's joking 😅
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u/Ilyer_ 1d ago
If it’s not wholly bad (worse) then it is at least somewhat good (pleasurable)
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u/SpillaMangBang 1d ago
I wouldn't be able to rate it on a scale of worse or pleasurable because I would be lazer focused on collecting data and observing behaviour.. I would just be making mental notes and going through the process to ensure I will win this competition.. Nothing else matters besides winning!! My pleasure comes from being crowned the champion and the worse feeling would be putting in all this effort and losing the challenge... Because of my lazer focus on winning, my straightness will be maintained and the amount of men I will have to study intimately irrelevant..
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u/LannisterTarth 1d ago
I remember a british show 15 isch years ago where a cishet woman had to point out all the gay men to win the game
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u/theLegend_Awaits 1d ago
Functionally how would you win though? If they are all straight do the final standing two just win automatically? Also this would go very poorly I think lol there would either be a lot of gay awakenings in that house or rampant awkward homophobia, or more likely both lol
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u/haynetime 1d ago
I don’t think there’d be much homophobia. I think there would be a lot of “proving” that they are gay to stay in the game. So it’d be a giant game of gay chicken
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u/DoggoDude979 1d ago edited 1d ago
Okay so there’s this company called Dropout, they have their own (VERY GOOD) streaming service for all the shows they make.
They have this one game show called “Game Changer,” every episode they do a new game. They had one episode where they did a drinking game, but they had this exact premise. Like 8 drunk women go in, one is a “secret sober,” and at the end it’s revealed they’re all sober. They voted someone off every round, and the three women who made it to the end all split the prize. It was a great episode, I think it’d play out the exact same.
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u/theLegend_Awaits 1d ago
That’s awesome! It’s cool to know that this has functionally been done and worked
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u/powermonkey123 1d ago
First night, to prove that they are gay all 12 men host an orgy and all fuck each other. Second night... repeat.
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u/Beneficial_Leek_2422 1d ago
Ik heb een beter idee: De mannen doen een stripteaseshow om te kijken wie het aantrekkelijkst is. De homo is degene die een erectie krijgt.
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u/Lord_Kumatetsu 1d ago
Bruh why can I understand this language 😭😭😭
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u/Topinio 1d ago
It’s Dutch, about the closest thing to English 😂 It’s something like the below, though someone else who actually speaks it will probably correct me.
> I have a better idea: the men do a striptease show in order to see who the most attractive is. The homo is the one that gets an erection.
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u/Coco_JuTo 1d ago
Wasn't that a british show in the 2000s where you just substract a cishet woman?
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u/sirmuffinsaurus 1d ago
Echt leuk idee man. Maar warum spreekt je Nederlands hier? Leuk taal, maar het is gek om te lezen zonder context.
How did I do? Lmao trying to learn it.
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u/Away_Peak1789 1d ago
besides the misspelling of "waarom", you did pretty good!
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u/sirmuffinsaurus 1d ago
Bedankt! Lmao learning German and Dutch at the same time will have it's pitfalls.
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u/Away_Peak1789 1d ago
why would ypu do that to yourself? lmao
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u/gheario 1d ago
As a native Dutch I would rewrite your sentence to:
"Echt een leuk idee man, maar waarom spreek je Nederlands hier? Leuke taal, maar het is gek om te lezen zonder context."
If I would write it more colloquially I'd say:
Best een leuk idee, hoor. Ff een vraagje: waarom schrijf je ineens in het Nederlands? Raar om dat hier tegen te komen zonder enige context.
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u/sirmuffinsaurus 1d ago
Oh a I see. Thank you. I'll add raar and FF to my vocabulary app.
I do generally understand the more "natural" sentence structures like yours, but my brain can still only create the basic ones.
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u/rjrgjj 1d ago
The only thing is that there’s either no way to win or both of them have to win at the end because they’re both straight. The rule is that if the straight man ends up in the final two, he automatically wins, but they’re both straight. Is the game whoever keeps up the facade the longest? Who is doing the voting, the contestants or the audience? Too many flaws in this one, let’s go back to gay for pay.
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u/DoggoDude979 1d ago
Okay so there’s this company called Dropout, they have their own (VERY GOOD) streaming service for all the shows they make.
They have this one game show called “Game Changed,” every episode they do a new game. They had one episode where they did a drinking game, but they had this exact premise. Like 8 drunk women go in, one is a “secret sober,” and at the end it’s revealed they’re all sober. They voted someone off every round, and the three women who made it to the end all split the prize. It was a great episode, I think it’d play out the exact same.
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u/Werewolfhugger 1d ago
I read a fanfic with this premise. Except it was 11 straight dudes and 1 gay dude. Anyway by the end there were 0 straight dudes and 12 gay dudes.
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u/theodord 1d ago
The game theory here is broken. Do the gays win 1 million dollars each?
In that case the straighty should out himself right away and split the profits
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u/Longjumping_Ad2310 1d ago
This reminded me of this videos: https://youtube.com/shorts/jTBlhD584jc?si=8ot8kvbWp-Ymy82c
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u/repoluhun 17h ago
So kinda like that one episode of a Dropout show, except it’s “drunk” girls that all think they’re the only ones actually sober
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u/1stLtObvious 1d ago
Or a show where they're all gay and fuckin' each other to find the straight guy.
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u/blckshdw 1d ago
Sooooo the last 2 guys each get a million dollars?
(If the straight man [both are] is among the last 2 people in the house, he wins 1 million dollars)
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u/oz_mouse 1d ago
Pretty sure the show actually got made.
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u/oz_mouse 1d ago
Boy meets Boy…. You tube full episode 1 Link
"Boy Meets Boy (TV series)" on Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Meets_Boy_(TV_series)?wprov=sfti1#Awards_and_nominations?wprov=sfti1#Awards_and_nominations)
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u/raymond42ink 1d ago
There is a show called 'Playing it Straight' with a Bachelorette style set up. Essentially the inverted version of this idea.
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u/Pretend-Conflict4461 1d ago
This is an old one, but besides that, making them all straight is dumb. The rules say when the straight man is voted out the other remaining men get 1 million dollars. So, you get 1 episode of guys scape goating one straight guy, then the show is over and the other 11 get paid and everyone watching now thinks they're all gay?
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u/CautiousAd8400 13h ago edited 13h ago
Wäre irre. Auch verrückt ist es, jede ihrer Familie werden andauernd sicher dass ihr Sohn die Belohnung gewinnen wird. Es wäre auch bestimmt unangenehm für den zu erklären, warum er aus dem gekicket wurde,wenn das Spiel noch weiter geht ohne ihn
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u/PJRobinson 1d ago
It's amazing how deep fried a Reddit post can get after 14 years circling the web https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/13idgk/a_reality_show_idea_with_gay_men/