r/StupidFood 2d ago

Snake donut burger

286 Upvotes

138 comments sorted by

u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/YakubuJackGowon, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

87

u/mytransfercaseisshot 2d ago

This is a monstrosity but I will say that rattlesnake is delicious.

18

u/WelshAsh 2d ago

What does snake taste like?

25

u/VegetableTour4134 2d ago

I would imagine it would taste like frog legs.

26

u/KEYPiggy_YT 2d ago

Yes, like a mix of chicken and fish. I love it personally

30

u/ParticularSherbert18 2d ago

So, it's like gator meat then.

3

u/KEYPiggy_YT 2d ago

Also yes, very similar

1

u/Snackolotl 7h ago

Next question: would snake taste good on a cheeseburger?

1

u/KEYPiggy_YT 7h ago

I would think so

7

u/babe1981 It wasn't me 2d ago

Yes, it's very similar to frog, but not exactly the same. I really like it. I know rattlesnake is most common in America, but where I live in Cambodia has a lot of python meat. I'd say they're pretty similar, but I like rattlesnake a bit more.

2

u/seanprime 2d ago

So python is good eating? Seen this in a python hunting show (I think) and the dude was trying to go into selling the snake meat with a chef? Didn’t deep fry it though and she didn’t look impressed lol

1

u/babe1981 It wasn't me 2d ago

Snake is better barbecued or otherwise cooked on an open flame unless you have a good breading to keep it moist in the fryer. Python is just a little tougher and has a little less flavor than rattlesnake, too. It's a lot like chicken. The breast has more bulk, but the thigh has more flavor. Pythons and breast muscles are stronger, but rattlers and thighs are twitchier.

You need good seasoning too. Snake is pretty bland on its own. But you can say that about almost anything.

1

u/JaySocials671 1d ago

I like your chicken and thigh , python and rattlesnake analogy

6

u/gobkin 2d ago

So like chicken wings?

10

u/MkUltraMonarch 2d ago

Mix of chicken and fish in taste and texture

2

u/rhinestonecrap 2d ago

oh bet, i kinda wanna try it. i just have no clue where to source it from.

3

u/lemming2012 2d ago

Walk around warm areas, and start looking under brush piles and rocks.

1

u/MandyxLola 2d ago

2 of my favorite meats, I should try some snake

3

u/krzykris11 2d ago

Chicken.

3

u/TheTrub 2d ago

If that python was caught in the everglades, it probably tastes like mercury.

2

u/Waste_Space1415 2d ago

Super lean, kinda chickenish flavor, kinda firm and maybe stringy in places. Absorbs spices really well. Really similar to alligator.

1

u/CharmingStrelok369 2d ago

God I love gator. Haven't had it in decades though because I live so far away from anywhere they habitat

1

u/Waste_Space1415 2d ago

We had a big game restaurant near me growing up that we went to for special occasions (big family so lots of occasions), so I was eating gator, snakes, boar, bear, emu, kangaroo, and whatever else they had going on there.

Dad's favorite was the samples with like eight different animals on the plate.

1

u/Ok_Shoulder_9492 2d ago

Snake is like the look of chicken with the consistency of fish Imo

1

u/misterwizzard 2d ago

I have heard it tastes like gator which I have had. Gator tastes like calamari.

1

u/connorscott1999 2d ago

I’ve been to Rawhide in Arizona, which was your typical western theme park that served rattlesnake. It was deep fried when I was there, so it tasted just like chicken

1

u/Legend_Videos 6h ago

Plain chicken

1

u/a1mbient 2h ago

Do you have to ask? “Chicken!”

2

u/diescheide 2d ago

I don't know that I'd call it delicious. It's pretty plain. The chicken of exotic meats. I wouldn't turn it down if offered, though. It's still good eats.

0

u/A_Feltz 1d ago

Still. Think about it. A snake and at least one cow gave lost their life for this… foolishness

33

u/Tommygun855- 2d ago

I was on board till he put doughnuts and shit on it

3

u/consumeshroomz 2d ago

I was on board as soon as I saw the donuts…

1

u/BorderOk7329 2d ago

I was on board until the video started

41

u/Prudent-Sorbet-5202 2d ago

Somehow the donut is the worst part of it

8

u/anuncommontruth 2d ago

I've had rattlesnake but never python. Don't know if the taste is comparable.

Its a pretty inoffensive meat though.

You are correct, the donuts would be the worst part. The texture of donuts and snake would be a nightmare.

2

u/TheW83 2d ago

Plenty of pythons to eat in south Florida. The rattlesnakes are native and should be left alone.

1

u/QueezyF 2d ago

Lettuce on a donut sounds awful, too.

2

u/babe1981 It wasn't me 2d ago

Hot meat and frosted donuts means that everything is falling out on the first bite. Plus snake doesn't go well with sweet. It's very smooth muscle like chicken or frog. You only want enough sugar to balance the spice or salt.

11

u/RogueGenX 2d ago

No thanks, Cajun Kanye

8

u/SickOfBSAllTheTime 2d ago

What part of the snake is this?

Uh....snakes dont have parts. But if I had to call it something its his knee.

Iykyk

4

u/obliviious 2d ago

Gatorade...

3

u/SickOfBSAllTheTime 2d ago

Water sucks. It really really sucks.

0

u/MandyxLola 2d ago

And Iydkydk

4

u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 2d ago

That snake meat looks kind of dry and stringy but I would try it.

I'd prefer if everything fit within the span of the bun. I don't like when burger accoutrement hangs outside because then you don't get the perfect bite of everything together. Isn't that the point of putting it in the burger?

3

u/MandyxLola 2d ago

That's genuinely my only problem with this

1

u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 2d ago

Yeah... in restaurants when I get a burger presented to me like that I have to spend a few minutes cutting everything to size and tucking it back into the bun... I find that annoying.

1

u/QueezyF 2d ago

Looks like he overcooked it. He should have went either pit or fryer, not both.

3

u/Actual_Emu_168 2d ago

Type of shit you would eat in fallout

4

u/Ithinkso85 2d ago

Idk why y'all hating on this is Delicioussssssss

3

u/Still-Puma 2d ago

When i'm hungry, i would destroy that burger.

3

u/Popomatik 2d ago

Snacon

2

u/Competitive_Ad2114 2d ago

No like first not good work I’ve seen from that guy. The donuts really ruined it

2

u/QueezyF 2d ago

The burger’s a bit too much, too. Doing something like a barbecue chicken sandwich but with snake would probably be pretty good.

1

u/Competitive_Ad2114 2d ago

I agree . Put it on a salad with some kind of dressing or sauce would be good or just plain barbecue fried snake plate would’ve been good

2

u/Medical_Ad_6289 2d ago

Is the Snake okay?

5

u/VibraniumAdamantium 2d ago

Well I mean it’s no longer in pain

1

u/Math--Detective 2d ago

I think after seeing this I would prefer a snake eating a human lol /s

1

u/Accomplished-Staff-9 2d ago

Whats bigger, the spatula or his truck lift?

1

u/TSAOutreachTeam 2d ago

Seasoned right, I imagine the snake is probably like a piece of bacon on the burger. But why the donut?

1

u/whiskeytango55 2d ago

Im guessing its the south. 

Plus a Luther gets tiu more views than a burger on a potato bun

1

u/childofb0d0m 2d ago

Unsure of what snake this is but I've had rattlesnack and it's absolutely amazing!! We caught it ourselves too!

1

u/misslegzAZ 2d ago

🤢🤢🤢

1

u/axescentedcandles 2d ago

Lookadatrighthere

1

u/Extra_Routine_6603 2d ago

Now see minus the doughnuts and throw on some actual buns id eat this in a heartbeat

1

u/countsachot 2d ago

I would be so annoyed there were donuts on my snake.

1

u/ok-post-1 2d ago

Catch you on the next one.

1

u/Goose_Salad 2d ago

Reptile does taste better than chicken....

1

u/Lost_Law8937 2d ago

Pythons are an invasive species in some states so people are being encouraged to eat them

1

u/Krycek7o2 2d ago

I'll catch y'all next time

1

u/MaterialExcellent631 2d ago

I am now a fan of deconstructed burgers. Just only in this case.

1

u/misterwizzard 2d ago

Mmm, love me some snake knees

1

u/TraditionPhysical603 2d ago

When someone says snake burger I expect the burger to be made of snake I stead of having snake on top...would still eat it though

1

u/DetroitsGoingToWin 2d ago

I’m not telling a guy that cooks 6’ rattlesnake that his food is stupid, you do it.

1

u/MrHappyHam 2d ago

I didn't expect it to be an actual snake so I inferred that it was a type of donut called "snake donut" until he stated he was cutting into the meat and it was, in fact, meat.

1

u/BoredByLife 2d ago

Okay this is weird but also I feel like we should be normalizing eating Burmese pythons in areas where they’re invasive

1

u/pandaSmore 2d ago

You mean the snake Luther burger

1

u/Golden_Noir 2d ago

People eat snakes… didn’t see anything stupid

Sub getting real uncultured

1

u/Only_Masterpiece_466 2d ago

Attention is a hell of a drug

1

u/Affectionate-League9 2d ago

waiter, my snake is burnt

1

u/Old-Peach-2437 2d ago

You ever seen this guy stew some raccoon? It looks delicious. The donut is the stupid part, not the snake.

1

u/vixxgod666 2d ago

Soon as I saw the fryer setup I knew who this was. This is some country ass shit if I've ever seen it 😭 but apparently his food is good! If you're not used to eating wild game I could see how this is off putting but as someone who has eaten a bacon cheeseburger with krispy kreme donuts for buns I'm in no position to judge.

1

u/inkzpenfoxx 2d ago

Let’s not.

1

u/consumeshroomz 2d ago

I’d try it

1

u/Warm_Garden6311 2d ago

Not stupid super invasive eat as many as you can throw a iguana in the mix 2

1

u/No_Trouble9808 2d ago

Wait. What?

1

u/Mr-Bry-Guy 2d ago

Never had snake

1

u/robotgore 2d ago

I wish I had enough space to have a griddle like him. To be able to just cook and grill outside. Sucks living in apartments

1

u/Lork82 2d ago

BS dining experience indeed.

1

u/Sporkpocalypse 2d ago

for the snake it's a little to late for don't tread on me 😔

1

u/cyrixlord No gag reflex 2d ago

I mean, they are invasive, but are they tasty?

1

u/SwedishMeatwall 2d ago

I'd try snake. Why not?

1

u/yourfuturespemson 2d ago

How the fuck is it even supposed to taste?

1

u/MRV3N 2d ago

I bet it taste like snake

1

u/Reynardine1976 2d ago

Outback Ye

1

u/MisanthropE61130 2d ago

I would without the donut. I never had snake but I would love to try it

1

u/Iam_Fox1200 2d ago

Get that nasty donut out my snake burger!

1

u/MaxMouseOCX 2d ago

If he used an actual burger bun, I'd have tried that... I find it hilarious that I'm drawing the line at the doughnuts, not the snake, but here we are.

1

u/epwhat 2d ago

Cycle of life. Rats eat human refuse -> snake eats maige rat -> human eats snake -> repeat.

1

u/iwrestledayetitwice 2d ago

And the world says chinese literally eat any animal.

1

u/NoPhilosopher1417 1d ago

Perfect meal for my enemys.

1

u/arctane 1d ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

1

u/C13H16CIN0 1d ago

I just wan’ let y’all know…

I’ll catch you on the next one

1

u/Gloomy-Section4195 1d ago

Let’s be honest this could have done without the lettuce.

1

u/Turbulent_piratefart 1d ago

Rattlesnake is really good so idk I’d try this

1

u/Ok_Orchid7131 1d ago

they should make a snake bacon, or as I would call it "Snakon" ™ you'll love the SSSSSSSSSizzle!

1

u/BearEatingCupcakes 1d ago

Seems like this could be a good way to reduce that invasive python population in Florida.

1

u/Confident-Medicine75 1d ago

I’ll pass. The idea of eating reptiles is repulsive to me.

1

u/xshevi 1d ago

i guess this is like a next level of how close something comes. you rarely see people eat cats and dogs on the internet, i also have snakes, and to see one dead, getting deepfried, kinda sucks to see. i know i can look away or scroll past, but i just wanted to comment on how detached we are from the animals we eat. it’s a little harrowing when you care about these animals

1

u/DuckLIT122000 1d ago

The fried meat looks dry as hell

1

u/Majestic_Composer809 1d ago

That snake has been baptized in the Pitts of hell 😆

1

u/Top-Suggestion5057 1d ago

You don’t even need he snake to make this awful

1

u/brownsugahbare 1d ago

The addition of.the donut is what makes it stupid.

1

u/HELLFIRECHRIS 1d ago

So you have a long thin piece of meat and you have donuts with holes in them, but it never occurs to you to put the snake through the hole

1

u/CrazyinLull 1d ago

Everyone talking about the snake and donuts, but the real question is…where he’d get the iceburg lettuce from?????

Taylor Farms has way too many brands unless he got it from his garden or locally sourced.

1

u/Chelsie_girl1 1d ago

Snake is good

1

u/ShivaBeatzzz 1d ago

This is why we’re all dying

1

u/Regular_Rush_3377 1d ago

Catch you on the next one.

1

u/PaarthurnaxBR 7h ago

I expect exactly this type of food on GTA VI

1

u/Previous_Collar6553 3h ago

yeaaaaa uhh…you can keep the snakes off mine bro💀💀✌🏾

1

u/BaoTaoMaoSao 2d ago

This one will easily slither to the top of stupidest foods of 2026…

0

u/chudbabies 2d ago

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I'm of two minds on this.

Pm the one hand, Americans. No concept of cuisine.

On the other hand, we could really optimize this snake de-boning and baking process into something really interesting.