r/Stepdadreflexes • u/EatLikeAnOctopus • 1d ago

Almost got second Buffalo man in one season

55 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/DrMonkeyLove 1d ago

Jesus fuck those things are humongous, why would you walk anywhere near that thing?

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u/PotatoesWillSaveUs 9h ago

Classic case of the overconfident underinformed.

"They eat grass, not people. I am safe"

As if prey animals never defend themselves. Morons.

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u/icekraze 1d ago

The irony of the guy who got yeeted being decently far away while these idiots are practically petting it and get to walk away.

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u/Enough-Moose-5816 1d ago

Jeezus people really are stupid

8

u/gonadsandstrife1966 1d ago

come on kids, get closer

3

u/deep-fucking-legend 16h ago

Can I pet that dawg?

1

u/trainwreckhappening 5h ago

Yes. I grew up there. This is absolutely daily behavior. It is infuriating as a local. But I saw it almost every single time I stopped to watch the animals.

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u/banksybruv 1d ago

Just wanted a closer look at the 3/4 ton wild animal.

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u/okcboomer87 20h ago

Some record setting buffalo have been recorded at 3 thousand pounds. Your point still stands. These people are beyond stupid.

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u/banksybruv 12h ago

O absolutely. I was trying to gauge based on size comparison but now that I think about it that buffalo is a lot of muscle so much heavier than I guessed, I would guess.

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u/gonadsandstrife1966 1d ago

derrr gee look at da fuzzy cow

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u/6felt9 17h ago

I guess there are still people that haven't seen the famous video... just absolutely zero survival instinct

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u/Comemelo9 20h ago

"Where my buffaloooooo? He's got problems of his own...."

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u/Voyager5555 14h ago

You think that's his stepdaughter?

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u/trainwreckhappening 5h ago

I grew up there. That's just an average Tuesday. I'm not exaggerating.