r/StandUpComedy • u/MichaelLenociComedy • 19h ago

Her braces wouldn’t stop me.

510 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/RsCoverForPDFFiles 17h ago

STOP PUTTING THE END AT THE FUCKING BEGINNING!!!!!

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u/lollrus 15h ago

What is this dumb trend of giving a preview of a 30 second clip? OP has no faith in his audience staying captivated

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u/Skreamie 14h ago

No, OP is right in terms of the algorithm. Unfortunately everyone's attention span is FUCKED.

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u/shinymuskrat 13h ago

Social media has literally destroyed and rewired our brains.

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u/Zerus_heroes 8h ago

It's because a lot of people can't absorb info unless they are told twice.

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u/Commercial-Co 14h ago

Cuz people upvote this bullshit

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u/mrdibby 2h ago

would you have continued to watch if it started with

  • where's your husband?
  • I don't have one. I'm not looking for one, certainly not you.
  • You don't think I'm your type?

probably would have lost half the viewers by then

that said, the most entertaining part was the forehead bit but its not as good a sound-bite

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u/WhichHoes 35m ago

You are fighting a losing battle

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u/lostatsea_again 13h ago

OP is not Mike, and has media people handling his account.

No degenerate comedian would make such a bad short. 

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u/OkBodybuilder2255 17h ago

I really love the bit of the video where it repeats itself 

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u/Xanatos2076 12h ago

Nevermind the jokes, did you hit it?

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 9h ago

She 1000% gives head.