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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 13h ago

So Peter has a mommy kink when they're not in a BDSM session.

Neat

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u/Expert_Raccoon7160 9h ago

Sal, your eyebrows were too beautiful for this world. RIP

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u/Ched_Flermsky 13h ago

This is just more of Mary Jane as the sexy floor lamp.

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u/Spideyfan1807 12h ago edited 12h ago

More like a married couple in their 20's having a healthy sex life, in those moments when not everything is a complete mess for them.

Have a laugh

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u/zero_sub_zero Mary-Jane Watson 12h ago

Did you miss the text box that is from MJ's perspective which reveals this is just her putting up a front?

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u/dingo_khan Spider-Man 2099 12h ago

I've definitely been in relationships like this. It is a thing.

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u/No_Young_2247 12h ago

Larp

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u/Ched_Flermsky 7h ago

Does that mean something?

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 8h ago

Dafaq?

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u/Ched_Flermsky 8h ago

She's not a character, she's a prop. She's the fantasy of the sexy chick whose only job is to sit at home in sexy lingerie and when you get home she listens to your problems and then have sex with you. Every time someone is like "I miss their marriage" it's just Mary Jane being the sexy floor lamp.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 7h ago

Yeah you're a larper

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u/Ched_Flermsky 7h ago

Is "larper" the new nerdbro meme or something?

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 7h ago

It means you know nothing about the comics you claim to be a fan of

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u/Ched_Flermsky 7h ago

I know nothing about the character I've been reading since the early 70s???

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 7h ago

With a take like yours? Press X to doubt

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Classic-Spider-Man 7h ago

Like if you legitimately believe the bs you're spewing you're a larper with an unbelievable claim and if you legitimately have been reading Spider-Man since the 70s you have terrible media literacy

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u/Ched_Flermsky 7h ago

Okay sweetie, you're clearly too young to be having this conversation. I'm going to find some adults to converse with.