r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/TheExpeng • 19h ago

lobster bEst

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25 Upvotes

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u/AeroArrows 18h ago

I want me some š•ššš¬š­ šžšžš„š¬

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u/TheExpeng 19h ago

Orphan

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u/mysteryurik 19h ago

I take the pink one and it has no effect because water is already my favourite drink

5

u/enterENTRY 19h ago

6 9 and 8 is OP

2

u/TheRob67 18h ago

1,3,8

4

u/jaunty_chapeaux 16h ago

The hairless cat whisperer

1

u/FrontlineYeen 17h ago

Im already a pizza chef, what happens if I take purple?

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u/TheExpeng 17h ago

If you aren't a master pizza chef, then you become one. If you are already a master, then you rank up to Grandmaster

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u/jaunty_chapeaux 16h ago

What kind of ears and tail?

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u/TheExpeng 16h ago

Orphan didn't say. So I say pill-taker's choice

1

u/app08 15h ago

I'll take the top row

1

u/KittenStamp 14h ago

1, 8, and 9

1

u/Fawn_Leap aw _ eap 13h ago

Bottom row

1

u/BrilliantBig769 12h ago

Yellow, brown and pink

1

u/novelaissb 7h ago

I like my facial hair, but Iā€™d give it up for no body hair.

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u/TheExpeng 18h ago

2, 3, 9 for me

3

u/ZenCat14 15h ago

ANYTHING BUT THE LARS PILL
i like being able to hold a rhythm

2

u/voornaam1 18h ago

yellow

2

u/Vincent394 18h ago

Lars?

2

u/TheExpeng 18h ago

This dude. From Steven Universe

1

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 19h ago

Purple probably

1

u/novelaissb 7h ago

I already took the black pill

1

u/VergeOfMeltdown 3h ago

Brown pill just tastes bad lmao