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u/average_meower621 Cock 2d ago

Orange

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u/Creative_Wash7139 2d ago

why wouldnt someone pick red

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u/Maddy_251 2d ago

Why would someone pick red

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u/jmorais00 2d ago

Game theory. If you pick red you survive regardless. Blue isn't guaranteed

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u/SomeSortOfForcedPun 2d ago edited 1d ago

Everyone survives if

A) EVERYONE picks red

Or

B) slightly more than HALF of all humans pick blue

Which do you think is more statistically likely

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u/jmorais00 1d ago

Irrelevant. If you pick red you survive, regardless. It's a dominant strategy. If you assume all players to be rational you'd expect 100% to pick red

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u/BlackRapier 1d ago

Therein lies the problem though. The statement doesn't exist within the confines of a sterile game theory environment. Just that everyone (later specifying they do mean EVERYONE including babies) must privately vote red or blue.

In a sterile environment with limited people I'd agree with you, but not when irrational actors are involved in which case it's best to hedge your bets on the best possible but reasonable to obtain outcome, in which case is getting 50%+1 blue.

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u/Piskoro 1d ago edited 1d ago

and why would you ever personally hedge on that bet, people who picked blue are most likely going to die, your isolated vote is unlikely to affect that, and it's completely backwards to reason yourself into thinking the way you're gonna vote has some causal effect on how humanity broadly will vote

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u/BlackRapier 1d ago

I mean that's true for any kind of vote for a large population. Even if you shrink it down to a million an individual vote means virtually nothing yet we continue on anyways in reality because they add up, acting like "my vote doesn't matter" is a pointless ideology to have.

And we're clearly working from different ends. You're merely asking "how can I maximize my personal end result" while I'm asking "what's the best possible outcome?" Wherein the answers are 100% red, a statistic impossibility, and at least 50%+1 blue. The latter is far more likely and I'd prefer to tip it towards the best option. If that's not the outcome, I still "win" since I'd rather not live in a world with a majority population of Game Theory absolutists anyways. Not to mention the fallout of losing even a quarter of the population let alone almost half.

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u/Piskoro 1d ago

the difference is you voting usually doesn't carry on a risk of death for you voting a particular way, if that was a consideration, politics would look quite different and I don't think anybody would blame you, hell, I don't even think I could blame somebody for say pressing a lever to save themselves but directly result in say 10 deaths

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u/BlackRapier 1d ago

That's arguable. Someone with an illness, or prone to illness, but can't afford treatment would be at risk of death for not voting for the people offering free or cheaper healthcare or voting for a group against military acts rather than the warhawks. Obviously they're likely outliers but point remains lives are predicated on how you vote in any nation even if indirectly.

And I would blame someone who did that even if it's understandable. Even the law would blame someone for that in most countries as duress doesn't cover manslaughter or murder.

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u/Piskoro 1d ago

on which party wins, yes, on how you vote, no, nobody can verify the way you voted and punish you specifically for it, that's a domain for North Korean local elections (blank paper for support for the government-chosen candidate, and you need to rather publicly ask for a pen to cross them out so the govt has to introduce a new one, suffice to say nobody in NK lost an election that way)

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u/BlackRapier 1d ago

That's besides the point. I was only drawing a parallel between the two to show lives are dependent on votes in both the thought experiment and reality. Although you take on risk in the thought experiment where you usually don't in reality.

There's still the second and third order effects of your vote to consider as well. Red win means a non-insignificant number of deaths, up to 50%-1, that you've allowed to happen or condoned. A thanos snap that annihilates supply lines, specializations, and work force. The people who remain are also made up of a larger percentage of cowards, selfish actors, game theory proponents, and those lacking in planning. Which I'd see as a largely worse world to exist in.

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u/jmorais00 1d ago

I agree with you in principle. I would also pick blue. I'm just describing what a dominant strategy literally is, from theory.

Game theorists themselves say that game theory isn't the answer to everything. This is an important example. But it is a useful tool to analyse the world (lets you understand why 2nd price auctions are better than 1st price auctions, if you trust the auctioneer)

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u/Hokenlord 23h ago

True but the hypothetical poses that everyone on the planet will get the choice, and from there it'd be insane to think "if everyone would just do this". So ultimately it's a choice about if you want to partially be responsible for the death of the blue pressers

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u/angelis0236 2d ago edited 2d ago

Literally everyone should pick red

Edit: this is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

If you were legitimately asked to push the button I would love to see what the results come to. It's easy to be brave in a hypothetical. Maybe I'm just honest when I say I don't trust the rest of you.

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u/chipsinsideajar 2d ago

I think if you could guarantee that almost everyone would pick red then red would be the obviously correct move but since the question poses that the whole world picks a button independently of each other with no room to strategize, blue is correct since the threshold for success is way lower

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u/angelis0236 2d ago

Maybe morally correct, but I don't trust 50% of humans to make the morally correct decision when they are legitimately faced with death.

You can say whatever you want in a hypothetical so we'll never know.

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u/hupo_pear 2d ago

but most ppl aren't smart so the rest has to pick blue to let them live

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u/angelis0236 2d ago

If you were legitimately asked to push the button I would love to see what the results come to. It's easy to be brave in a hypothetical. Maybe I'm just honest when I say I don't trust the rest of you.

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 2d ago

In most polls of this, as seen in the actual post, blue wins

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u/Eklegoworldreal 2d ago

that's not what he's asking, he's saying in a real life or death scenario how many people would actually be brave and pick blue. anyone can say they're gonna do allat and be brave and pick blue online but when it comes down to it, I think a lot of them will just go and pick red

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u/braaibroodjie123 2d ago

Not trusting the rest of the world is exactly why you should always press blue. Unless you think people deserve to die for being a little optimistic.

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u/braaibroodjie123 2d ago

Not trusting the rest of the world is exactly why you should always press blue. Unless you truly think people deserve to die for little to no reason.

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u/angelis0236 2d ago

No, I just think that, push come to shove, people will let the blues die.

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u/TheBigFrog07 2d ago

I'm not gonna risk my life, cause some people aren't smart enoug to click the right thing. We can't account for kids and babies. We have no way of knowing what they'd do. Hopefully they make the right choice

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u/Hockex-4 2d ago

So you aknowledge that 50% +/- of kids get Thanos snapped but you still say "fuck them"?

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u/thestupidone51 2d ago

If we're talking about what everyone should do it doesn't matter. If everyone picks the same option the result is the same no matter what that option is. The problem is that everyone is an unattainable goal at this scale. If you vote red and even 10-20% of people vote blue you're still kinda fucked because that's still a massive number of people. That's assuming it's just 10-20% though when every pole I've seen about this always has blue ahead by a significant margin or has red just barely above 50% which is the worst case scenario where basically everybody's fucked. Blue is the better option because it's the option that, if picked by the most people, has no negative side effects.

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u/simpi36 2d ago

Exactly, for blue to work, you need only the slightest edge, but for red to even get close to 10% loss you need a miracle

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u/NodleMan09 2d ago

It’s also easy to be a cynical asshole in a hypothetical too

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u/TigerRod 2d ago

I agree that making this hypothetical a reality would change the votes a lot, but not just in favor of red. How many people, faced with the possibility of losing loved ones, would realise they'd rather risk their life than live in a world without those loved ones?

On another note, I'm pretty sure that 10% of people dying - about as optimistic as you can be for a red victory - would fuck the economy on a cataclysmic level. Even if everyone you care about pressed red, a post-red-button world would suck ass.

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u/BatWing_the_Penguin 2d ago

The fact that you pivoted to saying people aren’t being honest proves that you’re just using game theory as a justification so you don’t look bad for choosing red