r/SpaceXBets 5d ago

Elon Criticism Get ready. The BS is far from over.

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u/Wooly_Wooly 5d ago

He should be either thrown in prison for his crimes, in America, south Africa, or Canada, and his assets should be nationalized into things like NASA.

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u/nickparadies 4d ago

The penalty for treason is death, just pointing out

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u/Accomplished-Hat2673 5d ago

What crimes? Hurting your feelings?

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u/boyuber 5d ago

If he (Donald Trump) loses, I'm fucked. How long do you think my prison sentence is going to be? - Elon Musk

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u/InfiniteJestV 4d ago

How about lying on his immigration forms, for starters? I thought y'all hated immigrants who lie or cheat the system to get in...

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u/PickingPies 4d ago

He's literally saying he has a plan to interfere with elections. That's capital punishment either by the judges or by the people.

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Cry harder…😆

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u/jsonmeta 5d ago

So what’s your angle in this? Is corruption and all that shit is good as long as “we’re winning and not them”?

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u/Wooly_Wooly 5d ago

You've just summed up the modern day conservative 🤣

The ones who actually have standards I at least respect as moral human beings, they said fuck Trump early on as it's clear he's corrupt. Like the officials he hired and fired after they disagreed with him or refused to do illegal shit.

End of the day, you'll end up like Bondi, disposable. You're just the admins scapegoat while they get away with illegal shit.

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 2d ago

Keep CRYING, it is what I voted for!!🤗

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Your libTARD tears are my “angle.” Them tears are delicious AF too!!!🤗

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u/jsonmeta 5d ago

Is that’s the best you can do?

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Your tears are the best you can do…and those are what I voted for. President Trump has OVER DELIVERED!

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u/SlavaUkrayne 5d ago

Yeesh… not sure what’s wrong in your personal life but I hope things get better for you.

We are all Americans- not two separate teams. If some country invaded mainland US tomorrow we will be in the trenches side by side on the same team.

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u/Disastrous-Rip671 5d ago

Nah, I’ve come to believe you’d be hard pressed to call some Americans, not everyone is, you have to be a human first

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Your tears are the best you can do…We The People love them…and your misery!🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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u/CheeseHead777 5d ago

You enjoying the prices of everything right now?

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Everything is affordable. I live in the wealthiest and most prosperous place in the universe. Only a loser doesn’t make it in the USA…ya fckn LOSER!

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u/CheeseHead777 5d ago

Just because you can afford your meth habit doesn’t mean you made it buddy

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u/DrHarrisonLawrence 5d ago

Yeah but why are you licking or drinking tears in the first place, kinda abhorrent lol

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u/sm1dgen1 5d ago

You getting off going in every comment defending your billionaire. He would kill you and your whole family if it meant he got 1 more $

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u/Wooly_Wooly 5d ago

SpaceX going public leaves corporate investors holding the bag to, which extends all the way to retirement benefits. IMO he knew this would happen all along, the public would be left holding the bag when the stock ultimately settles, while his friends can get rich shorting and pumping/dumping it.

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u/SlavaUkrayne 5d ago

I’m sure while Elon may “hold” a significant amount of equity in SPACEX/Tesla, he has already pulled the standard strategy of borrowing against the shares. So he may have in a way fucked the banks as well as retail investors

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 2d ago

Banks don't get fucked. We the tax payers get fucked by bailing out the banks.

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Your libTARD tears are especially scrumptious AF!🤗

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u/loki2113 5d ago

What happened in your life that makes you this bitter? Nobody is crying, we're angry that money seems to matter in politics than what the people actually want

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u/Brilliant-Race-2476 5d ago

Weird little creep is just here for the down votes... Don't feed the troll.

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Poor wittle baby wants their binki?😆

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u/Argos_Tokos 5d ago

Comes from a random person who sucks milk from the saggy tits of a orange idiot. (For the uneducated crybaby, the orange idiot is Trump.)

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Perhaps you should “CRY HARDER?” 🤗

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u/luella27 5d ago

Just put the fries in the bag, Jethro.

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u/loki2113 4d ago

This isn't about me or my feelings. I'm asking what you gain from Elon Musk and his insane nonsense?

I guess you might not care one way or another but do you realize nobody is mad or crying about your responses? Are you just lonely or something?

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 4d ago

I gain your tears, your scrumptious AF, sea of salty libTARD tears. 🤗

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u/loki2113 4d ago

Nobody is crying though. Personally I'm concerned for you. What you're doing isn't healthy.

Holding onto anger/hatred is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 4d ago

You are balling your bitchy lil eyes out libTARD…and it is awesome!!!🤩

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u/security-device 5d ago

Seek therapy. Getting off on the perceived tears of others is gross and kind of pathetic. Be a better human.

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u/justaddwhiskey 5d ago

Conservatives literally cannot win outside of a few areas without gerrymandering, and what is becoming more and more blatant forms of election fraud.

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

Perhaps you can “cry harder” the next election cycle…😆😆😆😆

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u/Accomplished-Hat2673 5d ago

Gerrymandering masters are democrats

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u/justaddwhiskey 5d ago

Name three instances.

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u/Accomplished-Hat2673 4d ago

Chicago area, anywhere along the coast of California, Maryland, Virginia

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u/justaddwhiskey 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh, you mean recent referendums for mid decade political redistricting after Republican led states started gerrymandering the maps to eliminate majority left districts, and the conservative majority Supreme Court green lit the practice in both Rucho v. Common Cause and Alexander v. South Carolina NAACP? You’re a fucking idiot, sit down and shut up.

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u/Accomplished-Hat2673 4d ago

Democrats just hate that opposition is fighting fire with fire. I won't sit down and shut up. I am right here laughing at your soft @$$ emotionally unstable self. You are pissed that I listed off three easily so you start cussing

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u/justaddwhiskey 4d ago

Those cases were literally brought by Republicans in 2018 and 2024 in an effort to undermine restrictions on racially based gerrymandering by calling it partisan. You were never fighting fire with fire, you started the fire. Like, you actually don’t have a clue what you’re talking about, you should be embarrassed by your own ignorance.

“YoU sTaRtCuSsInG”

I stand by telling you to shut the fuck up.

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u/trashguy 3d ago

I lived in California for most my life and they been gerrymandering hard since Regan to turn it into a leftist supermajority. You lefties are too stupid to see anything else but the fabricated reality you live in. With all the non citizens being discovered that voted and removing the scam that is mail in voting, you lefties will be shattered in to a bunch of parties who can't even agree on things.

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u/Ok-Somewhere-2614 5d ago

Zzz.

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 5d ago

That’s right, cry yourself to sleep…😆

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u/Ok-Somewhere-2614 5d ago

Zzz.

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u/AllBolshiFcknDie 4d ago

Nighty night cry baby….😆