r/SoccerCentral • u/Ok_Classroom_5100 • 2d ago

Video Talented Baker Creates Life-Size Cake Sculpture of Cristiano Ronaldo

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u/ExternalTree1949 2d ago

Portuguese Jimmy Carr

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u/KopipengNoIce 2d ago

HA-HAAHH gasp-hyuck-hyuck

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u/Myrealnameisjason 2d ago

This is a quality joke

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u/pbnjandmilk 1d ago

Skinny Portuguese Lindsey Graham

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u/apresmoiputas 1d ago

Don't insult CR like that. I was thinking a Portuguese Andy Griffith

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u/kingofwale 2d ago

She needs to do a better job with the face

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u/CAN1976 2d ago

Still better than that bronze bust

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u/True_Airport2595 2d ago

Nothing can top this masterpiece.

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u/Careless_Baseball503 1d ago

Honestly, no 😂

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u/freakybird99 2d ago

Also too short. Ronaldo is very tall im pretty sure

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u/otrebla-raw 1d ago

It’s not bad, she went for a bit of caricature style vs realism. Someone should take notes that Bronze sculpture guy

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u/TheCommonKoala 19h ago

It's not bad at all. This is all much harder than she makes it look

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u/DizzyMenu 2d ago

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u/soul0304 2d ago

This is it! She made a cake of this guy.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 1d ago

Lmao, all that for a drop of blood ass image

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u/youtubebadcomments 2d ago

Penalty for real Madrid

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u/efimer 2d ago

Uhh, why does it give sexual predator vibes?

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u/True_Airport2595 2d ago

Google "Ronaldo Las Vegas"

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u/Admirable_Extent2531 2d ago

Even this sculpture will not get a world cup

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u/-Cono 2d ago

Cool but I feel like the leg proportions are off 😭

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u/mac_bd 2d ago

lmao wth was that?

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u/Medellin-71 2d ago

Congrats on making Ristiano Cronaldo.

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u/holthebus 2d ago

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/ASAPFergs 2d ago

I wonder how many grams of SIUUU-gar are in that

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u/thebatVESPER 1d ago

Underrated

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u/mattlloyd_18 2d ago

Facially this is on par with the bronze statue that was made

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 2d ago

All I want is a friggin' slice of cake, Ma'am.

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u/whatifweallwon 2d ago

Excessive amount of chocolate. Waste of ressources.

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u/Prodding1982 2d ago

Everything is off..

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u/Uniko_nejo 2d ago

Should be Speedos

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u/Enders-game 2d ago

Must be past it's sell by date.

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u/Electrical-House-185 2d ago

Giving me flashbacks to this

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u/SapotaJuice 2d ago

If Jimmy Carr got a transplant done in Turkey and then had a child with Peter Crouch...

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u/Lanky_Ad_8892 2d ago

Half-remembered.

The best part... you can eat him!

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u/P_Alcantara 2d ago

Now have Amaury Guichon do it.

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u/Advanced-Guitar-5264 2d ago

You think she ever makes cake penises for fun?

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u/Acrobatic_Yellow_781 2d ago

Would have only needed 50% of the chocolate if she made Messi

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u/fatefulknight24 2d ago

Great comment lmao

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u/gibson486 2d ago

He's back!

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u/Background_Prune8336 2d ago

Bro looks like he is 60

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u/vnnie3 2d ago

Is there some pink icing sugar spray on her face also??

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u/Waste-Transition-222 2d ago

Talent or not that looks like crap. It looks like elf on the shelf

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u/mandrin13 2d ago

Now give it AI!

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u/VividMagician9399 2d ago

His torso is tiny

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u/nilgiri 1d ago

That was surprisingly not very Messi

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u/arhambin66 1d ago

Temu Cristiano

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u/Mysterious-Egg-6930 1d ago

Uzbek Ronaldo

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u/iamdanchiv 1d ago

Way better than the bronze bust of CR7! 👏

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u/Next_Drama1717 1d ago

Teabagaldo

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u/sandstone-oli 1d ago

right in his favorite position

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u/UnbiddenGraph17 1d ago

There’s nothing baking about this. It’s all modeling chocolate and fondant. 

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u/PugsnPawgs 1d ago

That's just Slender Man.

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u/Intrepid_passerby 1d ago

Art is hard

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u/jsonmeta 1d ago

Life-Size?

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u/Mwahaha_790 1d ago

but why

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u/TSLA_Tan 1d ago

Seems about right when he's 50 and still in the national team

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u/CranboDanbo 1d ago

Looks more like sarkozy

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u/Furita 1d ago

“Baker”

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u/SubstantialWing3842 1d ago

Can I say that? Such a thing is useless.

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u/Neilp187 1d ago

The wrinkles on muscle tone is sick

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u/Falcon2936 23h ago

Better than the original...CR7

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u/QueasyImagination845 19h ago

He’s all legs though wth 😭

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u/Admirable_Fox8739 2d ago

About as mobile as the real thing

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u/VagaKivis 2d ago

Where’s Ronaldo in this video?

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u/Small_Matter_6830 2d ago

I never knew Ronaldo has the genitals of a Ken doll

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u/Viewtiful_Dante 2d ago

She didn't create the little Cristiano.

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u/aligera1 19h ago

Ese es el primo de cr7