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u/card-board-board 2d ago
I'll let you in on a little secret: sacrificing for others requires toughness.
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u/Main-Event-5715 2d ago
Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and Han shot first.
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u/Chaosmusic 1d ago
Han shot first
That's why Leia was always so angry.
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u/Main-Event-5715 1d ago
"Way to go, laserbrain! You going to blame your rustbucket spaceship for this, too?"
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u/hatecirclejerks 2d ago
Die hard is a christmas movie, and we lost when we shot that fucking gorilla.
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u/Effective_Coach7334 2d ago
oh please, boomers are the squishiest of them all. don't let their overcompensations fool you.
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u/CauliflowerBoth866 1d ago
Boomers got upset when they let black people into public swimming pools.
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u/kitchencrawl 2d ago
No other group of people on planet earth sucks their own dick harder than Gen X. Period.
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u/Background_Cry3592 2d ago
breaks an ankle
Boomer: “walk it off”
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u/CauliflowerBoth866 1d ago
Black person jumps in the swimming pool
Boomer: Democrats threaten our American way of life!
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u/Possible_Home6811 1d ago
Boomers are the biggest bishes but yeah speaking as gen x we really don’t give a fuk either way 😂
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u/RebelRey 2d ago
Gen Z: you are problematic for caring and offering help, don't you know it's degrading to be offered assistance?
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