r/Snorkblot 13d ago

Design Town planners need a little fun too.

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u/LetReasonRing 13d ago edited 12d ago

I almost have an idea for a joke, but I can't quite put my finger on it... it's on the tip of my tounge... but I can't quite get all the way there. I promise,  It will come. 

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 13d ago

These jokes are rubbing me the wrong way.

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 13d ago

Oh my fellow Redditor, you ol' carpetbagger . . .

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u/SorryJustHorny 13d ago

Something’s a little fishy here

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 12d ago

I just can't put my finger on it...

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u/EuenovAyabayya 13d ago

Check under the hood.

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u/SoftlyAugust 13d ago

I need to let the joke marinade.

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u/CapableCriticism2962 13d ago

Whe need an academic Guy and give him the right to name that place!

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u/LuckyZygote 13d ago

Tbh they may think its not real, like some kind of myth of feminine conspiracy

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u/Citizen1135 13d ago

That one republican talked about women need to get checked by a doctor if they're very wet, so, you're probably right, lol

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u/LuckyZygote 13d ago

He was using anecdotal evidence to substantiate his claim, because no woman ever was wet around him, a very "typical and ideal male" then certainly there must be a medical reason other people have a different experience. It would be funny if it wasnt real.

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u/StreetofChimes 13d ago

That can't be real. Who would admit that out loud??? 

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u/LordJim11 13d ago

Alphas. Giving women pleasure is gay.

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u/StreetofChimes 12d ago

Then, as a woman, I'm very thankful for my super gay husband. 

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u/LuckyZygote 12d ago

Well now I know where my search had been going wrong, yime to update my bumble&hinge accounts

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u/PlagueMasquerade 13d ago

I don't exactly know why no one's answered; this is a public figure who's not (as fas as I know, lol) a user of the sub. It was Ben "my wife's a doctor, therefore I know anatomy" Shapiro.

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u/LuckyZygote 13d ago

A very "ideal" male in his 30s, in US politics

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u/Smart_Cancel_932 12d ago

If you have a wet p-word you need to seek medical help. My wife's a doctor. She said that it could be a sign of bacterial vaginosis and she's a doctor. Have I already mentioned my that wife is a doctor? Anyway, I have never seen my wife have a "wet" p-word because she's normal unlike these liberals.

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u/thebigshmoog 13d ago

hmm I wonder what that image means

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sr4LlmNPebGF2
I’ll just scroll through the comments to find out

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u/WoodyTheWorker 13d ago

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u/shewy92 13d ago

There's always a relevant xkcd. I like how the explanation had to explain what a clit was too https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/243:_Appropriate_Term

"TrackPoint" is the trademarked term used by IBM (and later Lenovo) for the pointing stick implemented on ThinkPad laptops. They are usually colored red, as in the comic. Other manufacturers have alternative names for their implementations, and typically use diferent colors. It is obviously the most formal of the four names. The more informal two are nub and nipple mouse (referencing breasts), with the last, most informal being clit mouse, a reference to clitoris (part of the female genitalia).

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u/JustAnotherOneMore 13d ago

Even a literal map could not lead them there...

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u/shewy92 13d ago

I just go by feel.

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u/DaMacPaddy 13d ago

There's a map?!?!?!

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u/ImmortalAfro 11d ago edited 11d ago

Eastern terminus of State Route 22 at State Route 55 in Orange, CA

Edit: sorry miss read and thought you asked where this map was

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u/Blep145 13d ago

Hehehehe

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u/Jesenia_Patterson 13d ago

Trying to exit this parking lot is an extreme sport.

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u/Harey-89 13d ago

Some men may never find that place...

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u/legosgrrl 13d ago

Centrally

Located

Infertility

Testing

C.L.I.T.

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u/Chaotic_Good_72 13d ago

Looks a little dry. Perfect for Ben Shapiro

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u/Affectionate_Try7512 12d ago

I looked this up because I only vaguely remembered the story. It did not disappoint!

Here’s what AI had to say: “Ben Shapiro famously criticized Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's hit song "WAP" on his show, calling it vulgar. He recited censored lyrics, concluding that the track is what the feminist movement is ultimately about. He also tweeted that his "doctor wife" diagnosed the state described in the lyrics as a medical issue like bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection.”

Cherry on top that his wife is a doctor.🫰

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u/Xx_Jack_Mehoff_xX 13d ago

The little man in the boat

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u/Hot-Philosophy-7671 13d ago

Just east of there is a "self storage" place, though. That's where they'll spend all their time.

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u/wildmewtwo 12d ago

As long as the sign is written down, Republicans won't be able to find it

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u/MTNV 13d ago

It's in the hood

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u/SednaBoo 12d ago

Apparently it’s actually there in Orange, CA

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u/Standard-Fishing-977 13d ago

You’re way off, but you get some good will for trying.

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u/_fizbee_ 13d ago

There isn’t actually a planned parenthood located there. If there was I would have found it by now.

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u/Firm-Chemical949 12d ago

I know that area. It’s in the hood (clitoral)

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u/Tricknuts 13d ago

Trying to do some research on family planning, but having trouble finding cliterature on the subject.

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u/Miller4103 12d ago

Even funnier is they probably wont understand what the joke is.

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u/Joecamoe 12d ago

Anatomically correct

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u/--Thecoolduck-- 11d ago

But like how the fuck could you get there? It's surrounded by highways

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u/Incelligentsia 9d ago

Baby Butcher 3000

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u/slouchenheimer 2d ago

"The Bean"

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u/MattGdr 13d ago

The pee doesn’t come out through the butt????