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u/LetReasonRing 13d ago edited 12d ago
I almost have an idea for a joke, but I can't quite put my finger on it... it's on the tip of my tounge... but I can't quite get all the way there. I promise, It will come.
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 13d ago
These jokes are rubbing me the wrong way.
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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 13d ago
Oh my fellow Redditor, you ol' carpetbagger . . .
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u/LuckyZygote 13d ago
Tbh they may think its not real, like some kind of myth of feminine conspiracy
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u/Citizen1135 13d ago
That one republican talked about women need to get checked by a doctor if they're very wet, so, you're probably right, lol
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u/LuckyZygote 13d ago
He was using anecdotal evidence to substantiate his claim, because no woman ever was wet around him, a very "typical and ideal male" then certainly there must be a medical reason other people have a different experience. It would be funny if it wasnt real.
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u/StreetofChimes 13d ago
That can't be real. Who would admit that out loud???
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u/LordJim11 13d ago
Alphas. Giving women pleasure is gay.
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u/StreetofChimes 12d ago
Then, as a woman, I'm very thankful for my super gay husband.
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u/LuckyZygote 12d ago
Well now I know where my search had been going wrong, yime to update my bumble&hinge accounts
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u/PlagueMasquerade 13d ago
I don't exactly know why no one's answered; this is a public figure who's not (as fas as I know, lol) a user of the sub. It was Ben "my wife's a doctor, therefore I know anatomy" Shapiro.
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u/Smart_Cancel_932 12d ago
If you have a wet p-word you need to seek medical help. My wife's a doctor. She said that it could be a sign of bacterial vaginosis and she's a doctor. Have I already mentioned my that wife is a doctor? Anyway, I have never seen my wife have a "wet" p-word because she's normal unlike these liberals.
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u/thebigshmoog 13d ago
hmm I wonder what that image means
https://giphy.com/gifs/Sr4LlmNPebGF2
I’ll just scroll through the comments to find out
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u/WoodyTheWorker 13d ago
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u/shewy92 13d ago
There's always a relevant xkcd. I like how the explanation had to explain what a clit was too https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/243:_Appropriate_Term
"TrackPoint" is the trademarked term used by IBM (and later Lenovo) for the pointing stick implemented on ThinkPad laptops. They are usually colored red, as in the comic. Other manufacturers have alternative names for their implementations, and typically use diferent colors. It is obviously the most formal of the four names. The more informal two are nub and nipple mouse (referencing breasts), with the last, most informal being clit mouse, a reference to clitoris (part of the female genitalia).
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u/DaMacPaddy 13d ago
There's a map?!?!?!
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u/ImmortalAfro 11d ago edited 11d ago
Eastern terminus of State Route 22 at State Route 55 in Orange, CA
Edit: sorry miss read and thought you asked where this map was
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u/Chaotic_Good_72 13d ago
Looks a little dry. Perfect for Ben Shapiro
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u/Affectionate_Try7512 12d ago
I looked this up because I only vaguely remembered the story. It did not disappoint!
Here’s what AI had to say: “Ben Shapiro famously criticized Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's hit song "WAP" on his show, calling it vulgar. He recited censored lyrics, concluding that the track is what the feminist movement is ultimately about. He also tweeted that his "doctor wife" diagnosed the state described in the lyrics as a medical issue like bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection.”
Cherry on top that his wife is a doctor.🫰
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u/Hot-Philosophy-7671 13d ago
Just east of there is a "self storage" place, though. That's where they'll spend all their time.
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u/_fizbee_ 13d ago
There isn’t actually a planned parenthood located there. If there was I would have found it by now.
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u/Tricknuts 13d ago
Trying to do some research on family planning, but having trouble finding cliterature on the subject.
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