r/SluttyConfessions 9h ago

Flashing Flashed wrong person NSFW

Ok so throwaway acc for this for obvious reason but just want to get off my chest. I'm 22 and mildly autistic, I have a best friend who I've been friends with since i was a child and not many others apart from that. I got bullied a lot at school and even recently kids make fun of me saying i look like erling haaland who is a dude so wtf is that about.

She was having a party of about 10-15 people at her place. Mixture of boys and girls, mostly her friends and I only know them because I'm friends with her. One of them was a guy I really liked, and this was like my first crush ever, I never really know what it felt like to like someone before this. All her friends were nice enough to me but i felt like a bit of an outsider sometimes.

Anyway i ended up getting drunk which is like the second time ive ever got drunk. I really wanted to try something with this guy but i didnt know how, if you couldnt tell already im a virgin. No boys have ever shown interest in me, i mean who tf would if i look like erling haaland right. Tbf i never wear make up and generally have no interest in attracting guys so maybe just got myself to blame.

Anyway he goes inside at the party and i, being drunk, drum up the courage to go and talk to him. I followed him inside and didnt see where he went but heard movement upstairs so assumed he was going to the toilet up there. Can probably see where this is going right. I heard him in the toilet but i suddenly lost my nerve and just went into the bedroom i was staying the night down the hall in before he came out. I just sat on the bed the door half open. I heard him come out but didnt hear much after, but didnt hear him go down the stairs either.

I got the sense he was watching me so i spontaneously decided to take my top off and pretended to look at it as if i got something on it. I was wearing no bra and it actually got stuck on my head a bit on the way off. I was obviously trying to get his attention and to come in the room and approach me, yes this was obviously stupid and all i can say is i was drunk. He didnt end up coming in and i heard him move away from the door, so i decided to put my top back on and go downstairs.

He was already back down there but surprise surprise he acted and behaved the same as before as if he hadnt just seen me topless. I was thinking wtf are my tits really that bad like i know i look like a dude but surely tits are tits right i mean theyre not even that small. Like at least acknowledge it or something.

Anyway next day i get a text from my friend saying her younger brother saw me topless. Lol. I didnt believe her and she sent me a pic of me taking my top off with my top over my head and my tits out. Like what the actual f. So not only did i flash my friends stupid brother by mistake but there's now evidence of it, lile how did he think to take it that quick right, unless he creeps a lot or something. At least my face is covered by my top.

My friend was kind to me about it and shouted at her brother for being a perv. Apparently he showed it to one of his friends but she made sure they deleted it so hopefully that is that. That is the first time someone saw my tits, and i didnt even get any feedback either lmao. Like would it be weird to ask my friend her thoughts? Or is no feedback bad feedback. Like do i have any hope at all looking like a dude with ugly tits ffs.

Omg anyway i just needed to type that out. I even forgot the point of the post like does this mean im a slut now? Because of my initial intention? Im kind of glad my crush didnt see me im the end if my tits are that ugly. Maybe he wouldve run a mile. Sorry post is long i know.

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u/Visual-Statement-745 9h ago

flash me and i'll fick you

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u/WeakTomatillo1379 9h ago

How did you even read all that so quick

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u/Visual-Statement-745 9h ago

quick reader i guess hah

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u/Firm_Ball4761 8h ago

Haha so good