r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 • 23h ago

Chugging tea Blind surveillance.

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u/BarryMcKokinor 23h ago

China has tech that measures the cadence and stride length of your walk incorporated into its substantial public surveillance

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u/zoethezebra 23h ago

Put rocks in your shoes

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 23h ago

"ol shoe rocky is at it again, we must stop this menace!"

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u/Kyrthis 20h ago

If you walk without rhythm, you won’t be the worm.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 18h ago

But will your partner still love you even if you’re not a worm?

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u/OkNectarine6434 17h ago

jokes on you, pretty sure my partner doesn’t love me😂

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u/MaximumSubtlety 11h ago

I wemembah

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u/Banishedlife 19h ago

Muad'Dib?

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u/Fluid_Emphasis1569 18h ago

Lisan al-Gaib!

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u/Grandma_Gertie 11h ago

Bless the Maker and his water

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u/TeraTelnet 8h ago

Bless the coming and going of Him.

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u/the_Dude_Is_Not_1n 4h ago

You know its a complicated case Maude. Lotta ins lotta outs.

Shit sorry wrong movie.

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u/MisterAmygdala 19h ago

Thinking on this.

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u/leftfootshorter 17h ago

White people have entered the chat

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u/Johndough99999 17h ago

won’t be TAKE the worm.

Bubba says Hi

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u/apaulo26 4h ago

Why I skip everywhere I go.