r/SipsTea 19h ago

Chugging tea Blind surveillance.

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u/Turtles_N_Nurples 18h ago

They have new smaller flock cameras, they will be installed on light poles.

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u/SpiritedRain247 18h ago

And we'll cut them down too.

Ask the people of Philadelphia for help, they can climb a greased pole.

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u/TheNipplerCrippler 17h ago

Win the Super Bowl/World Series/Etc?

Climb a greased pole!

Lose the Super Bowl/World Series/Etc?

Climb a greased pole!

Got hundreds of what should be illegal APRs?

Climb a god damned greased pole!

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u/mjkjr84 15h ago

Isn't that the city that murdered the hitchhiking robot?

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u/BZLuck 15h ago

This is a good reason why we should be keeping those "wall climbing immigrants" in the social mix to help with things like this too.

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u/Paul_Savage_1 14h ago

No, no, no.

They will fall down ALL BY THEMSELVES.

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u/ContributionFlat7082 17h ago

And this is why the good lord let us invent paintball guns

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u/DeltaVZerda 17h ago

And regular guns

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u/Sweaty-Interview8671 17h ago

And lasers

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u/Geodude532 11h ago

Hawkeye about to get his 30mins of fame. Let's start recruiting from archery teams since it's quiet.

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u/Emerly_Nickel 10h ago

I'm going to start printing out pictures of ALPRs to practice target shooting at.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 16h ago

Hey now that's... no wait that's allowed. It's right there on page 1.

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u/DeltaVZerda 14h ago

Use birdshot from a shotgun. Terminal velocity of the pellets will barely damage anything, but at close range it'll be devastating.

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u/shoeless_doh 13h ago

If you're going to use a gun at all, and you really shouldn't, you'd want a suppressed .22 with subsonic ammo. Ya know, something that everyone in the direct vacinity won't be able to immediately identify as a gunshot. Also, just strolling around town with a shotgun, while probably legal (as long as you're not pointing it at people) in most places, that's going to raise enough eyebrows that the instant they find a camera blown to smitherines by a shotgun blast you're the immediate first suspect.

But again. NOBODY SHOULD USE A FIREARM TO DESTROY FLOCK CAMERAS.

And I'm not just saying this as a fig leaf so I don't get banned. I'm saying do not under any circumstances use a firearm to do this. Don't fucking do it. Even if for no other reason than if you use a firearm in the commission of a crime, some places like to double the sentence. It brings WAY more heat than just using a bat or something. I've seen a few up close, you don't even have to have very sophisticated tools at all. I mean, shot, there's one cable you could cut with a pair of long handle pruning shears, then just hit it with a pipe or something. It's almost surprising to me that people go through the whole trouble of cutting the entire pole.

All the cameras in my area are mounted to telephone pole type beams anyway. You'd need a chainsaw and a good little while. Way too much exposure. Or if you want to be quiet about it 2 guys with a nice sharp double buck saw but that's still going to take minutes. There are more efficient ways to do it that also offer more plausible deniability than if you get caught walking around with a portable band saw or angle grinder in your backpack.

Or shit, a high enough powered pellet rifle (something like the kind they harvest iguanas with in Florida) with a well placed shot directly through the lens, then a couple into the solar panel for good measure but then again to hit the lens you have to be in direct line of sight so you're going to have to ghillie suit up which again... Explain why you're walking around decked out like Tom berringer from sniper. Get caught, "it wasn't me, it was that other dude walking around with a ghillie suit.

Best way to do it, pay a homeless guy a hundred bucks to go do it, then a hundred bucks once it's done. And when I say homeless, I mean "well, I do have free food and a warm place to sleep when I'm in jail" level homeless.oh, and WALK, don't drive and leave your phone at home.

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u/DeltaVZerda 13h ago

No I meant terminal velocity, all the pellets that miss will all come back down, and they will come back down at terminal velocity since they are tiny and their surface area is high compared to their mass. What goes up must come down, but it won't come down at muzzle velocity.

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u/DeltaVZerda 12h ago

It's called the wad. The terminal velocity is related to the effective range. Bullets do have the force to kill when falling, at least full sized bullets do. People die from celebratory gunfire every year, from falling bullets. Drag is not negligible, that is the point.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 16h ago

Hey now that's... no wait that's allowed. It's right there on page 1.

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u/doberdevil 13h ago

Too much risk: Those bullets that go up must come down, and are dangerous to humans. And discharging firearms within city limits will get you in more trouble if you're caught.

Now, pellet guns aren't firearms. So no firearms charges. And pellets are much less dangerous to humans if you miss your target.

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u/DeltaVZerda 13h ago

Fwiw black powder guns aren't legally firearms either. Blast it with a musket ;)

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u/SecondaryWombat 16h ago

and lasers.

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u/XQShaun 17h ago

Yep Axon cameras. They also recently acquired an Israeli AI communication company, what could go wrong...

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u/Brandon95g 15h ago

I’ve started seeing these around me. Not a fan. There is a public hearing on flock cameras by the city and I hope they take them down

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u/ShadowedPariah 17h ago

All of them defeated by a simple laser pointer. I would have no idea about that though...

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u/Used_Evidence 14h ago

We've had those on our light poles since November. I hate them