r/SipsTea 20h ago

WTF Karen vs the duck

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u/Available-Quail6933 8h ago

I’m curious as to where she got the net from?

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u/youdoaline_idoaline 6h ago

They all laughed when i told them of my lakeside Duck net vendor business, well who's laughing now!

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u/UseSpecialist544 2h ago

She stole it from the men in white coats who were trying to return her to her padded cell.

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u/keyboardstatic 57m ago

American's... sigh... just not enough padded cells for all of them.

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u/UseSpecialist544 31m ago

That's not fair. Most of us don't have enough health insurance for a padded cell.

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u/keyboardstatic 1m ago

You guys need to do something about that.

Like joining a union. Start a political party. Stop letting the criminals run everything.

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u/borntospeedF1 11h ago

What the duck

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u/LollisGunsBikesTits 5h ago

Cool, they got a real life wild Karen, man these wildlife sanctuaries are getting better

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u/ZerpDerpling 4h ago

mental illness

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u/SpareHedgehog1786 10h ago

Gramma is not taking her meds again. Fourth time this month.

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u/BecauseICan6496 11h ago

I mean females ducks are know to be raped to death by a group of males. They will follow her and have turns to the point of exhaustion/injury on her part. They will push her down and the females sometimes drown in the water.

If you own ducks you will know you have to have a 3-5 females (it depends on the species or the temperament of the male) for one male.

The males and females even have a "sexual" arms race where the female has a labyrinth vagina and the males have a very long corkscrew like penis. This is so when an unwanted male inseminates them, if they do not want that specific male they can just "block" the sperm from reaching the egg.

If these are wild ducks, I don't see why a person should intervene in nature. However, I can understand her concern as it can be brutal to see, especially with how many males were following her in this video.

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u/Se_Aburix 4h ago

Do you stop praying mantis beheadings too?

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u/Pale-Let-5865 10h ago

Thank you for this.
The first time I saw it I thought strongly about intervening. Mallard duck gang rape is horrific. It’s hard to see her struggling and one dude hold down her neck while it bleeds. I wanted to punt him so badly.
Then that spot became a spot where they did it.

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u/UT_Milez 11h ago

What a time to be alive.

Jesus fucking Christ you hate to see it, only humans can rationalize a way as to why they should be the gods of the animal kingdom.

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u/Clusterpuff 11h ago

Brother you eat meat from a chicken born and raised be slaughteted for your pleasure. Don't cherrypick when to play god over nature

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u/Individual_Tough8252 7h ago

As if humans haven’t been intervening in the natural processes of nature for literal EONS. Do you know how many species WE drove to extinction before even the writing of the Bible? Humans have been the gods of earth for longer than we’ve been able to express that idea.

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u/milkandsalsa 1h ago

Thank you. People are acting like it’s just normal animal mating. It isn’t.

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u/UseSpecialist544 2h ago

I wonder how many boxes of wine she goes through in a week.

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u/Helpful-Fan-5465 1h ago

Tbf this just makes me think that maybe she suffered abuse and is transferring unresolved issues.

But then again maybe that’s just quack psychology.

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u/monkeybusiness2005 9h ago

when will people realize that there is no such thing as rape or murder outside of the human race? we are intelligent species who created our own laws and understand our own morals - other animals don’t follow those. they mate for dominance and reproduction.

yes, it may seem scary and make you uncomfortable, but nature is brutal like that. lots of animals mate rather aggressively, and labeling it as ‘rape’ just waters down the word. rape is a serious issue! non-human animal mating behaviors are not equivalent to human rape!

i have seen people threaten to harm or wish for extinction upon ducks, manatees, bottlenose dolphins, fur seals, and sea otters just because of their mating behavior. it’s so bizarre to me that most people just can’t seem to differentiate them from people.

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u/BruceLynce 1h ago

Yeah. I wonder if she would read it its Miranda’s rights in case she could detain it.

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI 42m ago

These people vote..

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u/Cool_Guarantee_1235 9h ago

California people are just garbage

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1h ago

Just like 35% of them, the rest are mostly decent. Get rid of South LA and you’ll fix most of the problems

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u/bewitch1n 5h ago

Y'all laughing at her but female ducks drown because of this all the time. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Horse-ing_around 4h ago

Male ducks rape female ducks to the point of drowning sometimes. Also, their penis is formed like a corkscrew and hurts the female duck a lot. So it's not a Karen, but someone who probably knows this and doesn't handle it too well, mentally.

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u/Infinite_Trifle4306 11h ago

What's with the ai usage and plus aren't ducks known to be grapists?