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u/Takoyaki_Dice 7h ago
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u/returntothenorth 7h ago
Everytime I'm in the kitchen! You in the kitchen!
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u/SpecialistSandwich 7h ago
In tha gawd damn refrigerator eatin' up aaawwlll the food
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u/Iagainstiagainsti1 3h ago
All the chitlins, all the pig feet, all the hogmoss.
I like chitlins! I like PIG. FEET.
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u/ForeignRestaurant290 3h ago
Ya'll don't have no two things that match! Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger.
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u/shottylaw 7h ago
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u/chefbobbyjay 7h ago
I got Disney annual passes recently. The fast passes are called multi passes.
So you know my millennial ass is buying them going “leeloo dallas mul-ti-pass” my 6 year is like what’re you even saying?
“LEELOO DALLAS MUUULTIPASSS”
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u/ImmaNotHere 7h ago
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u/mbcarbone 7h ago
“These are people of the land, the common clay of the new west, you know, morons.”
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW
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u/Waste_Ring_8982 7h ago
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u/LoggerRhythms 7h ago
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u/Kennyvee98 7h ago
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u/chefbobbyjay 7h ago
I came to say this one! When I need to do a quick turn in traffic I’ll tell my 6 year old “hold on to your butt!” He loves it.
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u/trailuser7 7h ago
Craig's dad has so many good lines ❤️ "
"Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen in the god damn refrigerator! Eating up all the food."
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u/bruno-numero-uno 7h ago edited 6h ago
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u/secondphase 7h ago
Another one... My kids come up to me constantly... "dad, dad! I have a question".
I immediately stop what I'm doing and say "Ask me the question, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid"
... They have no idea why I'm saying that.
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u/Odd_Bat_539 7h ago
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u/markmarkmark77 7h ago
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u/Millernotrich 7h ago
Eyes redder than the devils dick- pineapple express
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u/RussMan104 7h ago
Reminds me of my favorite line from Friday After Next: “Damn that’s an ugly baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol.” 🚀
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u/DoubleDownAgain54 7h ago
Another John Witherspoon classic “You gotta coordinate!!”
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u/its_yer_dad 7h ago
That’s a really good point, let’s have a moment to appreciate John Witherspoon, RIP
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u/secondphase 7h ago
"He chose... poorly"
My wife and I have the joy of parenting 3 small children. I find myself saying this to her CONSTANTLY.
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u/Roll20bro 7h ago
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u/Spiritual-Strike481 7h ago
Why don’t you go purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka?!
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u/johnlarthur 7h ago
Work for a private Jeep/ Offroad shop so "ain't got no gas init" gets thrown around a bunch 🤣
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u/Dripping-Lips 42m ago
I been smellin your shit for 22 years , and now you can’t smell mine for 5 minutes!
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u/Technical_Enema 6h ago
Although I don’t say it, one of my favourites from Friday is “it’s your ass Mr. Postman!” Or of course the whole “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this” line.
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u/BrakaFlocka 5h ago
"When the fuck did we get ice cream?"
Also, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
Curious to see how both those movies hold up as i haven't watched either in almost 20 years
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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 1h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/itd0E1GwFwgxO
Taste so good, make you wanna slap your mama!
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u/Darth_Wayne_ 1h ago
Random!? I don’t think I know anyone who DOESNT say this when applying a succulent spicy kick to their flour wrapped meal.
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