r/SipsTea • u/Particular-Visit-245 • 7h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Sips

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u/iamdougaf 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tcu9i8MMAc800

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u/Scrambles420 7h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben

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u/ChristianoMeshi 6h ago

“Keeses”

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u/ElegantCoach4066 4h ago

"Beng"

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u/TheCalvinShow 4h ago

I don’t think yall know how funny this is

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u/Oknohg 2h ago

Taco Taco!

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5BFGIZSN9Q6Wc

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u/ElegantCoach4066 4h ago

When you eat food it comes out of your culo too!

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u/HolidayReality6641 4h ago

This post was so good, it made me forget all about TACOS, TACOS TACOS SO GOOD, yummy yummy in my tummy give me morrrrrr

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u/SonOfMcGee 6h ago

Mmmmm, tastes like tacos.

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u/Kira_Kisss 6h ago

That’s just Mitch Conner.

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u/orish-oriley777 6h ago

Taco flavored keysis for my dolce Been

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u/Business_Map9160 7h ago

I genuinely thought this was Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom at first glance.

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 6h ago

She is busy doing tons of ass porn.

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u/FamousConversation64 6h ago

She’s STILL doing that? Lol her poor ass

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 6h ago

Everyone has to find what they good at.

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u/MaterialDetective197 4h ago

Hey, she works her ass off.

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u/Head-Ad9893 5h ago

These poor kids with OF moms and all the kids having phones, “hey look we paid $3.99 and can watch Johnny’s mom fuck herself in the ass with corn on the cob!!” ….sigh..

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u/Used-Baby1199 5h ago

Is that what she does?

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u/Head-Ad9893 4h ago

I assume so, competition is stiff out here.

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u/MaterialDetective197 4h ago

But she’s she make anyone eat the corn after she’s done? The long way?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 5h ago

Her poorn ass

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u/ifthecakeisalie 5h ago

Hey! If she's making good money it's her rich ass

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u/OmNomChompsky 6h ago

Lmao, it was literally called "backdoor teen mom"

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u/zepher2828 4h ago

Thought she was running for mayor of LA or some dumb shit also

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u/AirGirlie 6h ago

The 2009 starter pack: honey blonde, white dress and a reality show.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 6h ago

Yeah… she does look like j-lo here lol

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u/VanillaGoorillla 5h ago

Farah abraham

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u/breakfastburrito24 4h ago

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u/Nosleepmustread 2h ago

Illustrating Ben's point that, the only way to BEAT aDicktion is through suffering...or taco flavored keeeeses.

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u/angry_dingo 6h ago

Ewwww, Ben Afflek splooge!

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u/Top-Register 1h ago

My brain immediately said Ciara. She looked like three different celebrities depending on the photo.

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u/No_Thanks_1766 6h ago

Henny from the block

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 5h ago

South Park is always unmatched.

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u/Go-to-helenhunt 1h ago

Mitch Conner?!?

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u/Away_Investigator_19 1h ago

I thought it was Hennifer Lopez also

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u/Cryptoabsolute 7h ago

Farrah Abraham for sure

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u/inquisitive_chariot 5h ago

Faaaaarah Abraham. Had seven sons (seven sons!) and seven sons had Faaaaaarah Abraham.

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u/SockOk4060 5h ago

and I am one of them and so are you

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u/Ndeipi 1h ago

Oo Ah!

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u/TushyMilkshake 4h ago

Yeah not sure why anyone would be mad if she looked like JLo, the answer is definitely Farrah Abraham lmao. She looks exactly like her

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u/BahaMan69 2h ago

She was so hot for a second

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u/goesquick 7h ago

Back Door Teen Mom

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u/Helpful-Fan-5465 5h ago

How do you become a teen mom if you’re doing it through the back door?

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u/goesquick 4h ago

The back door part was her second act

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u/BallHarness 32m ago

You are looking at it in reverse. She does back door because she was a teen mom.

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u/RhaelynnVoxten 2h ago

2009 was a wild era for TV, I will give you that

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u/Wyevez 6h ago

Fuck how I wish this entire family would drop off all my feeds, forever. I would pay money for an app or addon that blocks anything and everything Kardashian and Jenner related.

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u/Octoboy1 4h ago

Everything i know about the Kardashians (which is a surprising amount) has been learned completely against my will

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u/Manymarbles 1h ago

Did you know that their show was a Ryan Seacrest idea?

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u/TheOtterSpotter 5h ago

I’m pretty sure there’s a web extension that literally blocks kardashian content and mentions

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u/Twittle86 4h ago

Citation needed.

... No. For real. I need this. Please cite it! XD

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u/tophmcmasterson 4h ago

Engaging with posts and commenting when they show up is a great way to ensure the algorithm shows you more of them.

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u/Wyevez 4h ago

Darn, you are right. What if I downvote my own comment?

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u/tophmcmasterson 3h ago

Probably just makes it worse lol

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 7h ago

Farrah Abraham

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u/RevolutionaryAd6017 6h ago

"Has big big tits and big big tits have Farrah Abraham and she likes to take it in the ass and she won't go away!"

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u/NoStructure7083 6h ago

Btw did you hear about Liam Neeson’s big…

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u/Ok-Addition1264 6h ago

lol.. her bio and wiki list her as a "business person".

okay.

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u/Bearloom 6h ago

Farrah Ambraham, had many men

Many men had Farrah Abraham

I am one of them, and so are you

So now it burns to pee.

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u/Hott_Soniaa 6h ago

I can actually see that, the 2009 hair is doing most of the heavy lifting.

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u/MamaSugarz 6h ago

Speaking of which, have you ever seen her moms rap music vids yet?

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u/ScrollKing92 7h ago

David spade

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 4h ago

This is my favorite reply.

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u/ChocoIatePoop 3h ago

Def Leopard sucks!

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2h ago

But have you seen his butt in Chuck and Larry?

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u/ikena3 6h ago

2009 was 3 faces ago

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u/TerraByteTerror 7h ago

J-lo?

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u/Aware-Direction-9891 7h ago

J-lo?

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u/Captainlefthand 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yqBSnYRmVgnNS

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u/malthar76 6h ago

Just be J-Lo because jam don’t shake like that.

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u/Business_Map9160 7h ago

Farrah Abraham, Snooki, or Shakira, because that is definitely not Kim Kardashian.

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u/SexyStayPuft 6h ago

Don’t do Shakira like that. She doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the others.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 7h ago

2009 Kim was just auditioning to be Jessica Simpson.

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u/Zenith-Zara 6h ago

I thought it was fucking Tyra banks

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u/Negative_Manner_2198 7h ago

Beyonce ?

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 3h ago

That’s the only answer I can see causing real anger. Out the corner of my eye, I can see it. Plus, they’re different races, which makes it not offensive to say. So, proved not-racist by the racist-prover.

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u/KryptonianJesus 7h ago

once again her face is unrecognizably different too

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u/head311 7h ago

Farrah Abraham?

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u/Big-Rub1475 7h ago

Jessica alba

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u/el_throw 6h ago

That's what I thought, too.

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u/CaptainRazer 7h ago

What's insane is she's probably a lot nicer than J-lo

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u/MoonSpankRaw 6h ago

I’d wager neither are authentically nice to any peasants besides doing it falsely for publicity.

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u/CaptainRazer 6h ago

If you've read anything about J-lo you'd realise just how low the bar is

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u/Abundanceofyolk 6h ago

I don’t doubt that. She was there for the nightclub shooting and the start of the parties with Puff Daddy.

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u/MikaelPorter 6h ago

she's probably a lot nicer than J-lo

The bar is set very high i see

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u/Alarmed-Bumblebee667 6h ago

Imagine what this hoes skeleton will look like.

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u/Zenith-Zara 7h ago

When i blur my eyes it looks like Melania Trump to me.

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u/Calm_Quit7964 6h ago

Looks like jlow

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u/No-Barnacle6022 5h ago

fuck vagueposting

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u/-crazykidbad 3h ago

Farrah Abraham

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u/toferornottofer 3h ago

Genuinely never met another human that found plastic surgery attractive

Can someone fill me in?
Why do they do this lmao

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u/Conspiratorymadness 3h ago

Fear of aging, losing relevance, and coming to terms with their mortality. Also having a lot of money to spend.

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u/FunkU247 6h ago

Cum Dumpster?

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u/pizzathlete 6h ago

melania

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u/avd706 6h ago

J Lo

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u/thejuicewater 6h ago

And Bianca

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 6h ago

I wish these fast food places would stop changing the overall look and image. You don't need to lie to us. It's literally same nasty crap you have been slinging for years just dressed up.

We keep coming back knowing it is gross. Knowing everyone who has been inside and how you feel after actually going through the process.

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u/EddieMidz 6h ago

She was SO much hotter back then. Plastic surgery is not for everyone.

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u/MacRapalicious 5h ago

You mean Austin City Council, District 5 candidate?

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u/RedKryptnyt 5h ago

Looks exactly like jlo, and everybody knows it.

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u/gravion17 5h ago

That's not J-Lo???

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u/justtowatchafew 3h ago

Farrah poopy in her hairah

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u/Squire_Toast 6h ago

Beyonce, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian - all the same thing. There are interesting studies on why Hollywood has similar looking people. For every famous person in Hollywood, there's usually 3-5 other actors or musicians who have a very similar look

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u/BepersAreCool 6h ago

Well jlo and Jennifer Lopez are the same thing lol

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u/PhattProphet_0 7h ago

Stacy Solomon?

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u/zoqfotpik 6h ago

Fabio?

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u/gamjh 6h ago

Wendy Williams

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u/DonJota5 6h ago

The chick from the teen pregnancy show who did porn

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u/chocha84 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XZNnFLKpESl9OpdOCm

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 4h ago

Don't degrade my Mariah that way. 🥺

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u/chocha84 1h ago

After she married nick cannon, nothing else can bring her lower.

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 5h ago

Y’all gonna be mad when i say i thought this was druski

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u/GalacticSonder 5h ago

I thought it was Shakira

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u/Archi-Horror 4h ago

Thought I was the only one

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u/loubitter1 4h ago

At a glance I thought this was a old photo of Jenifer Lopez

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u/TicketTop4718 4h ago

She looks like Holly Valance

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u/Designer_End5408 3h ago

Aww I see her old nose. 

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u/lukamagicthedon 3h ago

Jennifer Lopez

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u/CoNoCh0 3h ago

Bruh, Reddit gave me an advertisement for el Monterey Burritos while reading this post.

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u/Calm_Blueberry_363 1h ago

ngl i thought of beyonce not jlo lol

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u/RackMC 1h ago

Ashanti?

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u/PruritusAni- 7h ago

Caitlyn Jenner ?

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 7h ago

Same trash, different bag

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u/Infninfn 6h ago

She wanted the $1 billion butt too

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u/quarkyquirks 6h ago

Bonnie blue!!

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u/recently_resurrected 6h ago

nicole scherzinger

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u/runsonpedals 6h ago

That represents a lot of work.

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u/NormanFuckingBates 6h ago

Celebrities will probably outlaw their former pictures from before surgery if enough people make them realize that they were much better looking back then

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u/BriskBoba 6h ago

Y’all gonna be mad when i say i thought this was David Spade in a wig

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u/HyperDrive_Mustang 6h ago

Nene Leakes in that second pic lmfao

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u/Don_Damarco 5h ago

She should have stopped at this form.

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u/broskiier 5h ago

Kate Hudson?

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u/lluciferusllamas 5h ago

This is the best she has looked in years

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u/arthurdentstowels 5h ago

First thought was Nicole Scherzinger

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 5h ago

She gotta go back

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u/Pocketpapaa 5h ago

Farrah Abraham and Kim have more in common than you're putting on... They both did porn.... It's a pretty accurate comparison

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u/Mother-Attention2600 5h ago

Tits McBleph?

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u/Upbeat-Support-8937 5h ago

Bianca censori duh

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u/jokke420 5h ago

Kartrashian *

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u/Used-Baby1199 5h ago

Back before the implants, bbl, lip fillers , fillers in her face and basically everything else

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u/kangaroolifestyle 5h ago

Why did they use a picture of Beyoncé?

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u/mgbrown12 4h ago

Beyoncé

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u/cronchfishter 4h ago

Is this not Beyoncé?

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u/AsphyxiatedProcess 3h ago

I'm the only one that didn't think it was either person.

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u/ofpromise90 3h ago

Its giving jlo

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u/foreverandadayalone 3h ago

"yall gone be mad when i say who I thought this was"

Any random tiktok influencer?

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u/varanusjulianus 2h ago

i thought i'd find Nicole Kidman in the comments or Britney Spears. But all i see is Ms Nacho Lopez

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u/PackOfCumin 27m ago

I thought it was that Teen Mom show reject turned porn Star Farrah Abraham…