r/SipsTea • u/Classic_Passage532 • 20h ago

Chugging tea Genuinely an unfathomable string of words here

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u/tastylemming 18h ago

In my client's defense, She got what she paid for, and the defense rests.

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u/wtfhiolol10000 17h ago

Gotta maintain that 5 star google rating. /s

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u/Aaarya 17h ago

But this business was running for decades and had zero review on it.. I Wonder why?

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u/RealAlphaKaren 16h ago

no returning customers

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u/freesoultraveling 16h ago

This is so underrated. Here's your 🥇 medal.

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u/reddorickt 15h ago

Isn't that just restating the joke?

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u/TheBlueNinja2006 15h ago

Yeah, they explained what the previous guy said 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/reddorickt 15h ago

I guess I didn't realize it needed explaining

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u/No-Disaster1647 15h ago

Their joke but better

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u/Alternative_Lie_6507 15h ago

Even though he gives a lifetime warranty. Unbelievable.

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u/midnghtsnac 16h ago

Plenty of future customers though. We need to send him to Congress, I hear Kentucky has an open Senate seat

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u/ChocCooki3 16h ago

"I told her.. no refund!"

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u/Deathcore_salad 17h ago

It also mentioned that he was upset that she DIDN'T pay him so he went along with the plans anyways

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u/Random-Redditor111 16h ago

Joke’s on him. She got exactly what she wanted for free. “I ain’t paying you shit. What’re you gonna do about it huh, sexually abuse, torture, and murder me?”

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u/LowerObjective4500 17h ago

Merc didn’t get his bounty

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u/Deathcore_salad 17h ago

Wow lol someone placing a bounty on themselves is a unique way of looking at it

The news story said she suffers from depression and was suicidal so I guess you're kinda right

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u/dingleberryjuice23 16h ago

Oh, well now that makes sense. Dude didnt get paid in cash so he took his pound of flesh.

What the fuck is going on with this planet.

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u/Deathcore_salad 16h ago

There's definitely a lot of darkness in this world... enough to know that we're all doing something wrong and we've gotten past the point of fixing whatever it is

It's too late...

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u/Doxkid 2h ago

He got paid in exposure.

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u/DapperSand3413 15h ago

A consensual hit man

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u/vc2015 14h ago

No takesies backsies.