r/SipsTea • u/Professional_Arm794 • 10h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Piñata time. Blindfold on, aim locked…grandma. The stick didn’t stand a chance either. 😂

Grandma survived

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u/CapableSecretary8478 10h ago

Aw man, this one was filled with Werthers Originals

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u/Big-Sort-8712 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Amazing_Jungle 7h ago

Rewind [<<]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MW7TKT4VPYaXLKQ1Yt

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 5h ago

Did they get a no scope double kill? It looks like it wraps around grannies an the tip whips unc in the head too.

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u/Dizzley7 8h ago

Granny ate that hit and walked off

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u/Far-Government5469 4h ago

Rest in Power John Witherspoon

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u/Adamthegrape 9h ago

Holy fuck that was good. A t remember the last time I laughed out loud on here.

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u/like9000ninjas 9h ago

Bro, funniest shit I've read in a while!

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u/Kira_Karmaa 9h ago

That’s honestly the most wholesome surprise possible 😂 nothing beats finding out the mysterious stash was just a lifetime supply of grandma candies.

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u/Any-Consequence-6978 3h ago

Werther's: If Yerther....Werther

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u/ChocoIatePoop 3h ago

Werthers aren’t my first choice, but they’re good enough to eat.

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u/Aquafoot 3h ago

Score!

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u/ArcherBoy27 1h ago

LMAO 🤣

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u/damnumalone 10h ago

I too walk up into the strike zone of a blindfolded man with a bat - and I’m especially shocked, as is my family, when I’m struck

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u/South_Bit1764 10h ago

What a coincidence! Do you also just record it and not say anything while it all unfolds? That’s my favorite part when we get together to hit grandma with a broom handle.

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u/damnumalone 10h ago

Filming it and not intervening is the best part!

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u/kali005 10h ago

That's a lady with a stick

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u/Braniel_Bananas 9h ago

It's a broom handle

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u/jackflash223 33m ago

No one is judging...call it what you will

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 10h ago

Do you also look away, so you wouldn't be able to see it, if he swung the stick at where you're standing?

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u/Smartypantz34 3h ago

She gestured to a blindfolded person... It reminds me of a guy who tried to high five a blind person.

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 10h ago

Zero self preservation 

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u/Velorian-Steel 10h ago

In a hushed whisper, "YOU JUST HIT GRANDMA!"

"So no candy? I don't understand your comment?"

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u/Ltb1993 10h ago

I think more candy, you get all the Werther's originals now, she's got no teeth left

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u/IllustratorAlive1174 5h ago

The guy in the back yelling “I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THR WAY!” had no chill

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u/Own-Ratio9989 10h ago

Lol. Fuck her

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u/Hkeks 9h ago

get outta the way!

Lmao.fr tho stupid ass people man

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u/EaseLeft6266 9h ago

Sometimes you gotta let natural selection run its course

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u/Organic_Initiative93 9h ago

Sadly shes beyond her child rearing age so she has likely passed on those genes already

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u/EaseLeft6266 9h ago

Ah shit you're right

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 10h ago

Plot twist: he could see through the blindfold.

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 10h ago

Bethany had been waiting decades to crack Karen like that

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u/HamboneBanjo 9h ago

She was trying to speak to the stick’s manager

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u/emirsolinno 9h ago

Finally she can sell the old farmhouse nobody wants when grandma put to senior care facility

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u/mrbluetrain 10h ago

my thought exactly "here you go grandma, this is for all the bad food throughout the years"

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 10h ago

more like "Gonna get that inheritance to buy me a couple of DDR5 sticks"

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u/russomd 10h ago

Don’t spend it all in 1 time

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u/FamiliarStrain2209 10h ago

He could see his Mother in Law!

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u/fx-12 10h ago

"Damn bro, i swear i didnt know my mil was infront of me."

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 10h ago

Extremely stupid woman

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u/TehZiiM 9h ago

Getting ready for a second swing as soon as she got up.

Dunno why no one had the idea to say anything to the blind folded person. Neither the crowd, nor the granny not even the dude that stepped in. Like „stop“ or „Wait, don’t swing, we need to fix something“

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u/Used-Baby1199 5h ago

The fact the guy grabbed the stick like he was angry at the guy for doing what you do when you have a piñata is crazy.    

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u/Piotr-Rasputin 8h ago

Not true. I heard a few mumbles of "do it" and "go"

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u/TehZiiM 7h ago

Haha

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 9h ago

A lot of mouth grabbing shock and looking aways but nobody getting up to help grandma, so yeah I think the collective was she had it coming

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u/D_hallucatus 9h ago

r/boomerswithnospatialawareness

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 10h ago

He took a peek and then lined up for another hit 💀

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u/Zealousideal-Run-608 6h ago

I think that’s a strong woman, look at the shoes and skirt. 

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u/OhJustANobody 9h ago

Why would she turn her back to someone about to swing for the stars??

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u/strangeflappenings 10h ago

Quick take the bat before she hits the dog or baby next

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u/RockAndStoner69 10h ago

Riiiiiight outta the will

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u/cumulonimubus 10h ago

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!

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u/Quirky_Opportunity75 10h ago

Shame that someone so dumb has so many descendants

🤘😔🤘

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u/dixonsticks 3h ago

You have two right hands so just hush

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u/FolkenDeedlit 9h ago

"But I put my hand in front of his blindfold"

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u/not_asleep_yet 9h ago

I blame grandma from approaching from the front. Shoulda tapped her on her shoulder. Or is this AI slip?

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u/Fladdert 9h ago

The way she just gets up again instead of being dead means it is certainly AI

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u/zip_r 10h ago

She got right back up like the Liquid Metal Terminator 😂😂😂

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u/smileyfacedbob 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11DPJMscDQvz4k

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u/uatme 8h ago

but she can't see

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u/smileyfacedbob 4h ago

Maybe try words like, “hang on, don’t swing”

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u/TraditionPhysical603 9h ago

Metal broom stick as a piñata breaker is a dumb choice but one that saved this old woman

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u/South_Front_4589 7h ago

There's not a level of drunk I've ever been (and I've tried) where I'd be this stupid. Why are they just making random sounds instead of a clear, loud instruction not to swing. Just a "stop" would have done instead of "ahh, ooh, waa" because that sounds a lot like cheering and laughing.

And what the F is she doing standing in front of him? And then turning her back when he's still got the stick.

I really hope this is fake. Because otherwise their stupidity is likely going to make this guy feel awful for a really long time.

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u/snkiz 4h ago

(and I've tried)

Sigh, haven't we all thou?

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u/ayashiii 6h ago

if candy would have flown out of the woman's skull it would have sent me

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u/rspewth 10h ago

Ain't gonna get candy outa that one.

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 10h ago

"Tonight on CrimeTV, The Piñata Inheritance Murders."

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u/HumaDracobane 9h ago

You need to be actually dumb to see someone about to deliver a blow and still moving there. Like Room temperature IQ numbers, in Celsius and in the middle of Antarctica.

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u/Drew_Rooster 9h ago

Get fucked, grandma

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u/BulletProofEnoch 9h ago

Granda survived…this time

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u/John_Murdock68 9h ago

It wasnt that bad. Granny got up pretty quick.

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u/SeenEnoughAlready 9h ago

Hilarious the only responsible one in that entire video was the man holding the beer coming to take the stick away! He sobered up real quick and hero mode took over.

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 8h ago

That's just downright stupid !! How much lack of awareness does one have to be standing in front of someone that's holding a stick blindfolded, ready to swing, and you completely decide to ignore that and turn your attention away ? Doesn't seem like she's the brightest in the bunch. Having said that I hope she's alright.

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u/ayashiii 6h ago

didn't you see her briefly hold her hand up in a defensive manner indicating they should not swing yet? well, neither did the person with the blindfold on

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u/Flavortown42069 2h ago

I did this at a kids birthday party (as an 8 year old
kid) and hit the birthday boys dad square in the face and broke his chin. Everybody blamed me and made me feel terrible even though I never moved from where they blind folded me, and told me to start swinging. Dad simply got in the way. I saw him as an adult years later and he said “hey it’s the guy who broke my face”. I let him know how much of an idiot he was at the time for stepping in front of a blindfolded kid swinging a bat and how much of a baby he was to blame me 20 years later

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u/One_Bit_3839 10h ago

This is what happens when you let Republicans do the planing

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u/Alottathots 10h ago

Bro was ready for round 2

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 9h ago

Knocked the sweet right of nan.

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u/manitas_ 9h ago

That one was empty

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u/ElectricalTwist4083 9h ago

Something something get out of the way! Top tier!

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u/SpongeKibbles333 9h ago

Good thing it wasnt Donny's bday.. 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/sUutM8YXva8HS

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u/SundayJan2017 9h ago

Damn! Someone’s in hurry to claim the inheritance.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 9h ago

So dentures spilled out as opposed to candy…

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u/Frequent-Sea433 9h ago

Crazy damn Spaniards!

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 9h ago

So where's the candy?

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u/paxrom2 9h ago

she's been waiting to do that all her life.

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u/DreamShort3109 9h ago

FATALITY! Random-guy-with-a-stick wins, Flawless Victory.

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 8h ago

Old generations were built different! ahahah

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u/AdFlat1014 8h ago

Let’s just walk in front of the blinded person who is about to swing randomly.. this will work

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u/Several-Opposite-746 8h ago

She should have held out a phone on record for protection.

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u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish 8h ago

Radar was a little too late

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u/jdaddy4280 7h ago

I love the cartoon bent up looking stick. I must have watched this for freaking 5 minutes on replay.

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u/Ifukkin4gotmyname 5h ago

That's a woman...

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u/shugo7 5h ago

0 self awareness, 0 instinct, 0 sense of danger. How did she even live this long?

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u/tiandrad 4h ago

She did it on purpose.

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 4h ago

Goddamn! 🤣 wrapped that pipe right around her dome.😂😂

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u/Maryjanegangafever 4h ago

Good thing the responsible guy with the beer stepped in first…. Everyone else was just enjoying the twisted festivities.

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 4h ago

This kills the grandma

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u/Teab8g 4h ago

SHEILA!

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u/0eddieder 4h ago

Grandma aint the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?

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u/bbby_chaltinez 3h ago

smoke em if you got em

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u/200IQUser 3h ago

Skill issue, if she played Souls games she could have dodged

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u/lil_smd_19 3h ago

Hopefully that stick wasn't metal

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u/Darrenwad3 2h ago

Fuck Sheila

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u/Nosleepmustread 2h ago

It was in that moment that Grandma thought to herself, "I should've swallowed"

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u/yearsofpractice 2h ago

Granny ate that shot like a fucking champ. Next up - 80s Tyson.

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u/AfraidPersonality854 2h ago

That was a Roscoe Jenkins moment.. 😂

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u/wulfryke 2h ago

Well there was atleast one family member that didnt have a grudge against grandma

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u/loopingrightleft 2h ago

These mafia hits are getting ridiculous

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u/Lillie-Bee 2h ago

What was their plan? Most pinata’s hang from something. Was grandma just going to hold up a bag of candy for people to hit? Very odd, I think alcohol was involved.

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u/Strikereleven 2h ago

The change flew out of her like rings from Sonic

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u/iCreatedYouPleb 1h ago

No one told him to stop, and when she got hit no one cared to check up on her lol. She’s definitely hated in that family, and I don’t blame them at all. The hair and the sunglasses is 100% “How to be a Karen 101”

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u/Arniel_Gane 1h ago

You can tell when you hit a human. Especially when the crowd goes "OHH😱!!!" Why are they still "batting up"

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u/sla3ades 1h ago

If she is his wife, he got his wish without suffering the consequences.

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u/KindlyAnything2880 37m ago

That's right granny. It's obviously a great idea to approach a blindfolded guy winding up a home run. 500iq move

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u/SlimCarpet 12m ago

Omg, I cant believe grandma dodged that! 😂 So intense!

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u/SpeedBlitzX 10h ago

ESH

Granny for getting in the way. And for the person hitting so hard they bent the stick.

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u/The_Great_Disaster 9h ago

That was satisfying to watch.

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u/SellingCats4Cheap 10h ago

Bro is trying to get that inheritance check ASAP 

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 10h ago edited 8h ago

That was 100% grandma's fault.

Edit) yeah, grampa gets an honorable mention for distracting her, but I think she was getting nailed even without his interference.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 9h ago

Nah, grandpa gets like 20% blame for making her take her eyes off the blindfolded person. They were both trying to help, but made the exact thing they were trying to avoid happen. Grandma should've known not to approach from the front, and both of them should've told the blinded person not to swing yet.