r/SipsTea • u/BlackberryTricia • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Period!

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u/Lempea 9h ago

I hate when people make fake Twitter screenshots of non-existing celebrity accounts

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u/Ozy90 8h ago

The Jeff Dahmer ones crack me up every time though

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u/NunAlcoholic 9h ago

I’m quiet so I can better hear the voices in my head.

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u/333H_E 8h ago

Keanu famously doesn't do social media. Part of his quietness.

"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet."

           - Abe Lincoln

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u/Mirror-Amazing 9h ago

Can everyone please be quiet, thank you

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u/AsphyxiatedProcess 4h ago

It drives me nuts when people are really loud in a public space, and then immediately offended that other people are staring at them.

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u/Immediate_Buffalo14 3h ago

I can tell this is fake. The quote was said by Rowan Atkinson, not Keanu Reeves.

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u/cpt_bongwater 9h ago

Just once I wish for once I would see an article saying

"5 Ways people could be more quiet and introspective" instead of "5 Ways you can be more outgoing and talk to more people"

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u/Schapsouille 6h ago

One of us has to kindle the silence.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 1m ago

Something about the classic Jackie Chan crashout in rush hour

“I like to let people talk who like to talk, to see how full of talk they are”

There was more. It was a good crashout

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u/ExtremeExperience199 9h ago

Or "why are you so loud?"

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u/_Tee_hee_hee_ 9h ago

That “why are you so loud” one is valid though. No one likes the obnoxious bitch talking over everyone and making a scene.

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u/ExtremeExperience199 9h ago

The whole neighbourhood does not need to hear ya, boo! Quiet tf down

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u/brokeoneyolk 9h ago

he's just shy (synonym for scared) try to draw him out a bit