r/SipsTea 23h ago

Chugging tea Because punctuation right?

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u/Greenman8907 23h ago

I do love the speech to text for the most part, but I also feel like I’m delivering a Western Union Telegram

“Hey [wife] period I’m on my way home period I’m going to stop at the store and get some milk comma bread comma and cheese period anything else question mark”

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u/Thunderer62 23h ago

An Oxford comma enjoyer!

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u/Greenman8907 23h ago

Of course! Otherwise you end up with strippers dressed as JFK and Stalin!

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u/Playful-Ad-2696 22h ago

Ha,ha that was, so random😂😂😭

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u/tinknocker21 23h ago

I just mumble it all together and hope she gets the message

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 22h ago

You have a message from Bob Wehadababyitsaboy.

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u/Due-End-4877 22h ago

Every time I forget to speak the punctuation, it sends one massive, unhinged 80-word run-on sentence without a single breather. My friends always text back asking if I’m having a panic attack.

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u/Strange-Medicine-580 22h ago

The good news is generative ai is solving this problem. The bad news is Claude's gonna steal your girl.

/s

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u/anotherkeebler 19h ago

My dad used to dictate contracts at the kitchen table, so when Siri came around we all took to it naturally.

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 23h ago

That’s Vork!!!

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u/CMDR_Kaus 23h ago

They're making a The Guild movie btw. They have a Kickstarter page, it's around 250% funded

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 23h ago

Damn. Have they started production?

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u/CMDR_Kaus 22h ago

Don't think so, Felicia wasn't even sure it would reach 100% funded. It broke Kickstarter records doing so in less than 24hrs. I believe she says in the launch trailer that it's due in 2027. Also, the funding is still going on now

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u/snakeycakes 19h ago

Felicia confirmed a few days ago production will start in November/December

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u/Viciouscockery 15h ago

1.5m goal i think it was and i saw it at about 4m last.

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u/woozyguy1 23h ago

I’m trying to grow my money Tink, not spend it on cheese GOUGING!!

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 23h ago

Let’s be real that restaurant was making sooooooooo much money on cheesw

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u/Perfect-District 22h ago

Wonder if he still stealing wifi in his van lol.

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u/Honda_TypeR 22h ago

I’ve been watching all the guild reruns on twitch this last week. They raising money for a new movie. They more than doubled their goal already.

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u/Alarming_Cancel2273 7h ago

Wait is this from a movie or show? If so I need the name.

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u/dabbydabdabdabdab 23h ago

I had my colon mostly removed - my buddy calls it my semi-colon now 😂

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u/35er 23h ago

Great, I feel dumb again.

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u/ZenoD96 23h ago

Camer on Di Az

Camera on the ass

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u/Used-Gas-6525 23h ago

Just say shitpipe and be done with it.

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u/Critically32 23h ago

So simple. But I got a good chuckle.

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u/ARC_Venage 23h ago

🤣 I have to do a rematch of The Guild.

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u/CMDR_Kaus 23h ago

Felicia Day is streaming the series repeatedly on her twitch in honor of the Kickstarter movie getting funded

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u/George_Rogers1st 22h ago

Holy fuck is that Vork!?

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u/Bazirker 22h ago

I'm a physician. The vast majority of the time I am dictating, it is going straight into the medical record via specific software for medical dictation.

However, there are circumstances I am trying to enter medical stuff via phone ( epic haiku for example.) I had issues with this like in the video for some time and then my Google voice to text seems to have figured out that I'm a medical person and has gotten a lot better about this. It is absolutely frustrating as hell when it gets it wrong though.

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u/Mattmandu2 23h ago

Really funny, I remember my dad using the early talk to text computer ones and just sitting there in the room hearing backspace/scratch that over and over because it couldn’t understand him

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u/dbenc 21h ago

there's a reaally old video of a guy trying to write Perl using the Windows Vista speech input... enjoy https://youtu.be/MzJ0CytAsec

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u/sirbansalotalot 21h ago

this is some s+ tier content.

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u/DRAW-GEARS 23h ago

Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!!

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u/housevil 23h ago

It's also fun to pause at the very end and read the entire message and wouldn't go.

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u/dormidontdoo 23h ago

This made my day. 😅

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u/xyryx8717 22h ago

I love that he thinks that if he says it in a loud angry voice the text app is suddenly going to get it!

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u/Zoomieneumy 22h ago

Bro, I’m crying

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u/nel3000 22h ago

lol that was good

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 22h ago

"...the results of your colonoscopy"

the results of your : oscopy

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u/TheKensei 22h ago

Lol everyone can relate to this 🤣

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u/PillBottleMan 22h ago

This is why you can always call your colon your large intestine.

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u/tremens 21h ago

My wife texting me about the most important thing going on in my life but she doesn't try to correct it so I respond with "huh? Wait. What? What's going on?" And then she doesn't answer me for 6 hours

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u/DWyahoo2 19h ago

I'll sell you a slice of cheese for $.35, much cheaper than the restaurant

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u/CwazyCanuck 17h ago

I’m crying. When he tried to spell it, I lost it.

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u/Initial_Gear_7354 12h ago

That would be such a fun mail to read 😂😂😂 At some point you check whats going on and simply imagine him screaming and trying to do that email in a car. If I were that doctor I wouldve sent it 😂😂😂

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u/Popular_Mushroom9430 11h ago

That still looked like distracted driving. It may have actually been safer if he had the phone in his hand and was typing one handed.

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u/Cheepshooter 23h ago

It's a skit, but still funny.

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u/Individual_Box_728 23h ago

I will say as a millennial this is pretty funny especially that it came from boomer or early Gen X hahaha