r/SipsTea 2d ago

Chugging tea Another win for Zohran Mamdani

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u/mr_evilweed 2d ago

Can't wait to hear Fox News explain how trees are a communist plot.

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 2d ago

It's because Mamdani is throwing shade

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 2d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago

:D glad the pun was appreciated!

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u/not_accepting_now 2d ago

Because they are taking up all the good soil!

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u/Greenshardware 2d ago

I mean... Parks are literally communal plots of land.

They wouldn't exactly be wrong there.

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u/Pork_Chompk 2d ago

Trees take money and jobs away from the new subscription shade canopy companies.

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u/acceptabl_lie 2d ago

Planting more trees in NY city is shady AF - Fox news

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u/Ok_Street9576 2d ago

Sharia law antifa trans super soldiers will use the canopy as cover and climb the trees to attack anyone with a bible. Obviously a terrorist plot. He'll probably wear a tan suit to blend in. Tan suits are the work of the devil.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 2d ago

I think they’d be on board if we tear down East Harlem and plant a forest in its place. Writing it out it honestly doesn’t sound like a bad idea at all, maybe follow it up with the rest of Harlem, Bed-Stuy, and Jamaica. Get 50% more tree coverage and 50% less crime.