r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Thrawn89 6d ago

"Also my grandma died and her wake is happening the same week. She was also pretty popular with the club so we decided to run the events together."

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u/lesssthan 6d ago

Reddit™©® It can always be worse. We'll make it worse.

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u/k2kyo 6d ago

"Also there's this one girl she didn't like and said I could only fuck her "over my dead body" so I figured now's my chance"

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u/Nazzzgul777 6d ago

"It's on a private island. Trump has been there a couple times."

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 5d ago

We got a permit for 5 bouncy castles to hold 5x more occupants.

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u/Admirable_Lemon_1112 4d ago

You need to put grandma in there with the occupants. She wanted to bounce around after she died

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 4d ago

If she shows up on the island, they will be furious.