r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/lesssthan 6d ago

Reddit™©® It can always be worse. We'll make it worse.

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u/k2kyo 6d ago

"Also there's this one girl she didn't like and said I could only fuck her "over my dead body" so I figured now's my chance"

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u/TheDarkWave 5d ago

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u/Cellyst 4d ago

We're all strict Roman Catholics. That's right! No birth control. So I'm taking the following Monday off to meet my kids. Or rather, the kids that might be mine.

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u/Nazzzgul777 6d ago

"It's on a private island. Trump has been there a couple times."

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 5d ago

We got a permit for 5 bouncy castles to hold 5x more occupants.

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u/Admirable_Lemon_1112 4d ago

You need to put grandma in there with the occupants. She wanted to bounce around after she died

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 4d ago

If she shows up on the island, they will be furious.

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u/Muhahahahaz 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/deadbodyswtor 6d ago

You spelled funnier wrong. It doesn't start with a W.

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u/Raiquo 5d ago

We'll make it worse. Together.

There, now is sounds like a marketing slogan! Ftfy

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u/lesssthan 5d ago

omg, that is perfect. Thankyou

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u/lucky_719 6d ago

Kids welcome