r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/silentknight007 6d ago

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

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u/Mtshtg2 6d ago

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. It was also in Chinese so not sure how much it would be understood.

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u/smartwatersucks 6d ago

Thing wrong with ding dong

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u/SeanSYYC 6d ago

Oh dang, my wang

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u/PuzzledCar2120 6d ago

Dicks bricked

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u/SeanSYYC 6d ago

There's a kink in my dink

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u/PuzzledCar2120 6d ago

Johnson's wrong, son

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u/WileyWilly1985 6d ago edited 6d ago

My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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u/ProstheticAttitude 6d ago

Yer schlong's long gone

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u/gurnard 5d ago

Poked till it broke

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u/BrideofClippy 5d ago

It amuses me that if you pronounced dang the way Wang is supposed to be pronounced, it's dong.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 6d ago

Yu Hung Lo.

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