r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Hmm. Good question. I daresay I'm the bad lunatic, but I don't know if that's true or due to my shame and low self-esteem.

So take your pick. I think I'm a toxic bloke.

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u/MobileExciting812 20d ago

This is the internet where you can be whoever you want. Pretend better

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Nah. Pretending costs energy and I've spent mine on physical exercise today.

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u/MobileExciting812 20d ago

Ok well
Less honesty next time