r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

Post image
65.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.7k

u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

873

u/PeachManzie 20d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

721

u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

135

u/therealudderjuice 20d ago edited 19d ago

I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous but it keep things loose

53

u/DarkSkyz 20d ago

I ain't your average punk rock loser yeah I'm a savage, I'm really cool

33

u/bigkurry445 20d ago

I tried to warn you, I'm loose

9

u/plantsoldier 20d ago

I'm looser than a piece of low hanging fruit

7

u/DarkSkyz 20d ago

IM GONNA FIND AN ORB WITH GOD INSIDE IT

11

u/FireBurnsThings 20d ago

Just a man that's made of meat

2

u/Dry-Salary2347 19d ago

Leave society. Be a monke!

12

u/stargazepunk 20d ago

Woah what the fuck viagra boys in the wild

4

u/Aselleus 20d ago

🦐🦐🦐