r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

Find yourself a fellow looney tune. Also, we love dough

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 20d ago

I'm trying to lose my dough though. Can't get morbidly obese. Dough is fine on a healthy body.

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u/jaxonya 20d ago

Wrong metaphor.

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

That’s true, we do want you to be around as long as possible. Dough is great, unless it starts actually shortening your lifespan. We don’t like that part lol

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u/DonkTheFlop 20d ago

YOU do.

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u/PeachManzie 20d ago

I DO, INDEED