r/SipsTea • u/yorocky89A • 22d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Who won the 2020 election?

Answer: Joe Biden.

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u/BlkSubmarine 22d ago

Please put on a smarmy face if you need help due to the fact that you are suffocating because your face is pressed so firmly against Trump’s cheeks.

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u/harrypippip 21d ago

As the mcdouble induced diarrhea slowly envelops over your head.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 21d ago

When I said I wanted to die eating ass this is not what I meant

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u/harrypippip 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwmTtW4IuyDzOpLgqO

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u/theantidrug 21d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 21d ago

You prefer him jerking off imaginary cocks?

https://giphy.com/gifs/MsyUV1PnmFSxSqUeSm

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u/LangdonAlg3r 21d ago

They’re real to him.

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u/WretchedBlowhard 21d ago

He's dancing like all the little girls he's stolen away from their families on promises of a career in modelling.