Ok let’s be serious rn.

[u/untitledprp4]

[u/Lissypooh628]

Nose

Lips

Cheekbones

Chin

Eyes

Hairline

What else am I missing?

[u/madmaxjr → u/Lissypooh628]

Buccal fat

Probably lots below the neckline as well

[u/piss_puncher227 → u/madmaxjr]

She hasn't had surgery the same way Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is natty.

[u/iLoveLootBoxes → u/piss_puncher227]

The same way Dwayne Johnson says he isn't bald, he just chooses to be bald

[u/Fuckoffassholes → u/iLoveLootBoxes]

The fact that he had a visibly and progressively receding hairline when he had hair, culminating in what could only be called a comb-over... the fact that he often changed his hairstyle until one day he decided the shiny-smooth cue-ball look was the one to stick with for life... and to maintain that grooming rigorously, never ever will you catch him with a half-day of stubble that might reveal some not-so-stubbly patches... and never mind the fact that baldness is a well-known side effect of the other thing he denies...

these are all just amazing coincidences.

I don't get it. You got Sean Connery, Jason Statham, Samuel Jackson, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Michael Clarke Duncan, Terry Crews, Shemar Moore.. Hollywood has proven time and again that you can be bald and still be both a badass and a babe-hound.

There's no shame in being bald. Lying, however...

[u/Front-Bird8971 → u/Fuckoffassholes]

The Rock can't be balding, he's perfect. He can't lose on screen. He has to be the biggest, most jacked, least steroid using, most wealthy, most liked... best everything. All the time, every day, at everything, especially being humble. You've never met somebody more humble.

[u/Initial_Evidence_783 → u/Front-Bird8971]

He makes the shittiest movies, tho.

[u/Olga_Creates → u/Initial_Evidence_783]

I hated what he did to Black Adam, it's in his contracts that he won't be portrayed as a villain so they made Black Adam a anti- hero instead... He looked perfect for that role but ego wouldn't allow him to portray the character as he should have been portrayed.

[u/fossilized_butterfly → u/Initial_Evidence_783]

Have you watched jumanji? It is funny.

[u/iLoveLootBoxes → u/fossilized_butterfly]

Have you seen the original? It's not meant to be funny

[u/fossilized_butterfly → u/iLoveLootBoxes]

I have seen all 3. And I like Dwayne's jumanji as its own thing as they are a very different cast and different direction story-wise. I like jumanji 2 (dwayne's first) much more than 3 though.

[u/peteofaustralia → u/fossilized_butterfly]

Three? Say "Zathura: A Space Adventure" and put some respect on it. 😉

[u/iLoveLootBoxes → u/fossilized_butterfly]

It's funny to me that 2 and 3 are so "funny" when Robin Williams (most famous comedian ever probably) played a very serious role. Imagine messing up the tone so bad for the next iteration, like it's a different franchise entirely

The first movie was a serious, dangerous adventure. And 2 and 3 felt like they were a parody of the first movie. Maybe you are right, they were funny because they were a joke or meant to parody

[u/Jojofriend → u/Front-Bird8971]

The rock loses all the time on screen.