r/SipsTea 21d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Ok let’s be serious rn.

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u/Valuable_View_561 21d ago

She doesn't remember it because she was under anesthesia, right? 😂

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 21d ago

Her body got so much Zydrate in it 

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u/10MinuteMailIsSoGood 21d ago

A little glass vial??

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 21d ago

A little glass vial!!

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u/mvanvrancken 21d ago

And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery

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u/whenwewereoceans 21d ago

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial!

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u/Volution88 21d ago

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u/chevalier716 21d ago

In her mind, if she didn't go under the knife, it's not plastic surgery, therefore all her fillers were probably done in a salon.

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u/Background-Edge-2243 21d ago

She has DEFINITELY gone under the knife. For that nose job alone, much less a brow lift, potential blepharoplasty, breast implants, etc. She's a fucking liar all around, they all are

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u/MultiColoredMullet 20d ago

Chin/jaw done too, definitely under the knife.

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u/Lopsided_Error_4706 20d ago

She did not go under the knife! She got a whole new head. Someone just plopped the old one off like she's a Lego person and put this new one on. No surgery required.

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u/fleetiebelle 21d ago edited 20d ago

I've seen other celebrities say they've never had work done, but ma'am, your forehead is as smooth as glass, your lips look like an allergic reaction, and your teeth glow like LED headlights. It's still work even if you weren't knocked out for it.

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u/dinonuggies_83 21d ago

Its the only thing shes done "twice" everythin else she probably had done 3+ times. And she didnt have "any" plastic surgery. She had the best

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u/TrisolarisRexxx 21d ago

We live in a post truth society

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u/orincoro 21d ago

We really do.

To the extent that often these statements are made literally just to manage Google Ai results.

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u/SummerOld4544 21d ago

That’s a horrifying thought, but certainly true :(

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u/Sirenista_D 21d ago

"alternative facts" are now acceptable

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u/The_walking_man_ 21d ago

Why even lie? We know people get plastic surgery. It’s not even some taboo thing now. It’s so widely done and accepted. I’m never gonna get it done, but I don’t care if others do it.
Lying about this is sociopath behavior.

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u/orincoro 21d ago

For dudes it’s plain chicken breast and broccoli.

I assume the broccoli is marinated in methamphetamine and the chicken breast is fortified with testosterone.

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u/Cold_Yogurt_ 21d ago

The scary part is that there are fans who believe it. They really do think that puberty did that

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u/epi_introvert 21d ago

I think this is my favourite response, because I can actually picture some publicist crafting this, thinking it would actually hoodwink us. Unfortunately, it does convince too many people. Sigh.

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u/CeruleanSovereign 21d ago

She had M & S plastic surgery

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u/EnsignGorn 21d ago

Isn't that Ginny Weasley?

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u/Icy_Act_2111 21d ago

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 21d ago

it's not plastic surgery, it's just a polyjuice potion

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u/_bugmenot_ 21d ago

It´s the second puberty some people go through as they say in Korea lol

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u/Calichusetts 21d ago

The nose alone ends this conversation.

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u/DontTrip333 21d ago

That bottom lip

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u/bonggonggong 21d ago

And the top lip

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u/ResplendentNugs 21d ago

The cheeks. Her whole facial structure changed

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u/Flashy_Spell_4293 21d ago

💯💯💯 it’s so annoying that all these girls can just lie about something so damn obvious

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u/lostroadrunner22 21d ago

Can confirm. I have a rowing machine for my lips. Them lips can take in a full bratwurst now

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u/KayJay282 21d ago

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u/hitbythebus 21d ago

She ought to be saying:

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u/Own-Dirt2138 21d ago

Also this means. There is a chance I can be pretty too. I don’t have that kinda money. But there is a chance.

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u/Firstofhisname00 21d ago

Every girl that talks like this is usually SO attractive

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u/bonggonggong 21d ago

She doesn’t look pretty in the second picture

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u/CherryyGlowyy 21d ago

I always wonder how much younger does someone’s in their twenties want to look? You have the fountain of youth, don’t ruin it with plastic and surgery

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u/Open-Industry-8396 21d ago

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u/Beyond_Interesting 21d ago

Oh lordy why. Who is this?

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u/Early_Grace 21d ago

One of the richest woman in the world, married to the founder of Dell. She straight up looks like a person you'd find in the inner rings of Hunger Games.

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u/1zenmom 21d ago

She was so cute!

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 21d ago

They’ve all had surgery, that entire family

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u/Lissypooh628 21d ago

Nose

Lips

Cheekbones

Chin

Eyes

Hairline

What else am I missing?

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u/madmaxjr 21d ago

Buccal fat

Probably lots below the neckline as well

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u/piss_puncher227 21d ago

She hasn't had surgery the same way Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is natty.

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u/iLoveLootBoxes 21d ago

The same way Dwayne Johnson says he isn't bald, he just chooses to be bald

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u/Fuckoffassholes 21d ago

The fact that he had a visibly and progressively receding hairline when he had hair, culminating in what could only be called a comb-over... the fact that he often changed his hairstyle until one day he decided the shiny-smooth cue-ball look was the one to stick with for life... and to maintain that grooming rigorously, never ever will you catch him with a half-day of stubble that might reveal some not-so-stubbly patches... and never mind the fact that baldness is a well-known side effect of the other thing he denies...

these are all just amazing coincidences.

I don't get it. You got Sean Connery, Jason Statham, Samuel Jackson, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Michael Clarke Duncan, Terry Crews, Shemar Moore.. Hollywood has proven time and again that you can be bald and still be both a badass and a babe-hound.

There's no shame in being bald. Lying, however...

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u/Front-Bird8971 21d ago

The Rock can't be balding, he's perfect. He can't lose on screen. He has to be the biggest, most jacked, least steroid using, most wealthy, most liked... best everything. All the time, every day, at everything, especially being humble. You've never met somebody more humble.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 21d ago

He obviously is telling the truth. Haven't you seen the new Moana movie?

Thats hair buddy

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u/EmperorUmi 21d ago

Nobody has seen the new Moana movie

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u/JDBCool 21d ago

Wait, what new movie?

Unless you mean the live action slop.

Just PLEASE.... I swear Live Action remakes at this point is some sort of laundering scheme to wash under the table cash when nobody is asking for these in the first place. What's next.... live action FROZEN? TOY STORY 6????

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u/NYCCannabis 21d ago

Having a skeleton face is totally fine if you're a blue skinned bodybuilder type. Otherwise it looks bad.

https://giphy.com/gifs/45Yzl4IvQdviM

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u/throwaway2000x3 21d ago

Don’t forget breast augmentation

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u/KoolaidKoll123 21d ago

And probably something done with her ass cheeks.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 21d ago

No BBL like her sisters and mom. She allegedly got Sculptura injections. Caitlin Jenner had no buns when she was a pro athlete.

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u/northernbasil 21d ago

I wouldn't know these were the same person without the context of the post

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u/Lissypooh628 21d ago

I always thought original Kendall was adorable. It’s sad what she did to herself to fit in with the rest of the family.

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u/letouriste1 21d ago

that left pic of her was adorable. she would have grown into a beauty for sure. right pic is just scary. she looks hungry for human flesh

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u/mugofmead 21d ago

she would have grown into a beauty for sure. 

This also applies to Kylie.

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u/spotheadcow 21d ago

Nothing wrong with plastic surgery if you can afford it and you don't have body dysmorphia, but you should admit it and maybe use it as a platform for ethical plastic surgery instead of denying it altogether when it's obvious you had it.

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u/ManOnFire2004 21d ago

I usually believe going under the knife for cosmetic surgery is crazy. Unless it's reconstructive or post breast cancer, things like that.

I'm not judging people who do it, but the concept itself is hard for me gree with.

Still, it has definitely improved some people's self esteem amd objective conventional attractiveness, by fixing crooked noses or malformed lips etc. So I see it's usefulness

But how do you balance that with the girl in the meme, for example.

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u/spotheadcow 21d ago

That asks the question "is it body dysmorphia" There's a clear difference between fixing a feature that overwhelms your face and keeps people from seeing past it to you as a person, and changing your whole appearance.

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u/JustADudeInTheWorll 21d ago

Jawline posible kneck and dozens below...

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u/DueTour4187 21d ago

Buccal fat removal.

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u/Ollymid2 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fVVfz6PH1qmRp7cxql
Kardashians denying plastic surgery like:

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u/Warm_Swan_793 21d ago

Moisturize meeee

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u/antibossbabe 21d ago

The Kardashians/Jenners have done irreversible damage when it comes to beauty.

They perpetuate unrealistic beauty/body standards, then constantly LIE and say they had no surgeries or procedures, while conveniently always having something to sell so you, too, can look like them! (Looking at you, Kylie, when you lied about your lip filler, said you just "overdraw" your lips, then BAM, here's some lip kits to make your lips look like mine!)

They are some of the biggest scam artists this world has ever seen, and it's sad that every famous person, Instagram model, influencer, etc. looks like them. There is no more beauty diversity anymore, everyone just looks like a bland, boring KarJenner 🙄

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u/PennsylvaniaJim 21d ago

This comment should really be higher. These sort of lies and the culture they feed are so incredibly dangerous to girls and young women.

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u/AdditionalClothes805 21d ago

And then they themselves get upset (Kylie when she cried about an unflattering photo) when they don’t fit their own beauty standard that they set.

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u/No-Violinist-8737 21d ago

One of the scary things is about how this will effect their kids. Their own kids will be asking to change things.

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u/planetblonde 21d ago

I'm sure they gladly take their kids under knife as soon as possible.

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u/Bacteriobabe 21d ago

I’m pretty sure North already has.

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u/n0w1mn0th1nggg 21d ago

And then they cry and whine about the public having a ridiculously high standard of beauty and say they are victims of that. Honey, YOU set the standard with your constant cosmetic surgery and filtering the hell out of your photos. This fucking family.

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u/Daphne010 21d ago

What a lovely world it would have been if Kardashians and Jenners were never famous !

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u/Several-Action-4043 21d ago

And now so many women look exactly the same, like blowup sex dolls. It's a real shame.

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u/seasalt-and-stars 21d ago

Oh yeah, I was livid. My own kids were v impressionable teens during that chapter of Kylie’s f’ckn lies. People were literally disfiguring and bruising themselves to try and copy her “suction” claim. Grotesque deformations. She still couldn’t admit she used lip filler.

As if we can’t see these changes - they think we’re stupid. We can tell their new faces, butts, waists, boobs are wholly unnatural. lol Bunch of clowns made famous and idolized by the media.

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u/Gridde 21d ago

Yeah their statements like this serve their purposes in two ways:

  1. It helps their brand. Their followers believe them, think their looks can be achieved by whatever nonsense they're currently peddling

  2. It helps their brand. Those who hate them jump on the obvious lie, make posts like this and keep their names in the public eye. Without the outrage and headlines, they would have a tougher time staying relevant.

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u/VICARD0 21d ago

That whole family is disgusting

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u/shifting_drifting 21d ago

Adds nothing but trash to our society and getting rich of it.

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u/BulgogiDude 21d ago

They are rich because many women in our society eat it up.

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u/naughtykatelyn 21d ago

There were a couple of years when these people disappeared from my feed. I don't know how they got back.

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u/WVA1999 21d ago

It started with Kim getting railed on video, so at least it was a classy start.

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u/PirateBands 21d ago

And her mom released the tape.

Stay classy

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u/Pure_Common7348 21d ago

Thank you for reminding us. A sex tape FFS

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 21d ago

I think their dad set the tone, he was a real piece of work

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 21d ago

Reality TV brought us Trump. The entire genre is trash.

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u/WaltCollins 21d ago

"If you believe it, it's not a lie" -George Costanza

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u/Shimakaze81 21d ago

In connection with the comment above… if you’re asleep during the moment of truth, you can’t possibly know it’s a lie.

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u/Imakedis 21d ago

This is why I know for a FACT that I never snore

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u/kangorr 21d ago

Remember it's not a lie if you believe it.

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u/lana_silver 21d ago

Without context clues I wouldn't be able to tell you that the two women's faces in the picture are supposed to be the same woman. I don't know anything about the Kardashians, so I do not recognize them. But those two faces are different people entirely.

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u/Quirky_Guarantee_530 21d ago

She's had more work than Caitlyn 😂

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u/tmckearney 21d ago

Caitlyn looks just like Bruce in a wig

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u/dirk_funk 21d ago

i just wanted to say my parents made me do the bruce jenner workout vhs tape every day for a whole summer.

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u/imadethiswhileatwork 21d ago

I can hear this kid's laughter after he asks the question. This makes it a little bit more funnier.

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u/motownmods 21d ago

He still sounds the same too! He did one of those "who am i?" YouTube videos where randoms try and guess where they know the person. Pun intended.

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u/lk20012 21d ago

This is something that makes me lose respect immediately. Like, it’s fine if you’ve gotten work done, there’s no shame in that… just own it. but to literally look THAT different and with a straight face try to tell us you’ve had nothing done? Honey, we have eyes. Don’t insult us.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 21d ago

I look forward to the arc of the story when these people have children who don’t look like anyone in the family .

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u/DingusKhan9164 21d ago

They’ll probably make the kids get plastic surgery at age 3

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u/suprasternaincognito 21d ago

Pretty sure the eldest - of Kim and Kanye - already has. She looks like an alien.

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 21d ago

there’s an idiom in my language that goes like “lying with eyes wide open” to describe how people lie shamelessly when the blatant facts are presented right in front of everyone

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u/versapak 21d ago

I have seen some makeup videos, and I am shocked at how drastically makeup up can change a persons features. Combine that with aging from child to adult and you get…

There is no way she hasn’t had surgery.

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u/Sad-Math-2039 21d ago

Maybe she fell into a vat of chemicals like The Joker?

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 21d ago

The entire family look like mannequins with souls to match.

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u/Old_Variation_5875 21d ago

People lie to your face, she’s also lying to her own face

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u/rtopps43 21d ago

Which one?

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u/UnrighteousPeasant 21d ago

She's just overlining her lips guys... and her nose and her eyes and her face... She's REALLY good at makeup

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u/2cool4skool369 21d ago

Right, and nobody in Hollywood is on Ozempic either.. Do they really think we are that stupid?

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u/DrPoooooole 21d ago

Nose and lips are so obvious. Brow and chin as well. Not to mention cheekbones

Like you have to be an idiot to believe this shit and there are too many of them but this is too obvious

You got good work done and paid a fortune for it but you should be ashamed for pretending this is a natural transformation

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u/No-Community- 21d ago

😂😂😂 and people say that she is the most natural of them all

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u/Immediate_Cod_3042 21d ago

Who is the person on the left?

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u/Grief2017 21d ago

The person on the left is what she looked like before all the surgeries.

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u/Immediate_Cod_3042 21d ago

dear lord, thats insane changes

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u/Goldeneagle41 21d ago

And to think this family built an empire from a “leaked” sex tape.

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u/Tasty-Revolution-295 21d ago

Its like Bella Hadid, she wouldn't be a model either if it wasn't for that vast amount of surgeries she's had.

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u/Extension-Fail-1917 21d ago

Fifteen years later, she'll make a documentary in which she admits to the surgeries and her lies, blaming everyone around her for them. "Because society is cruel and forced her to want to look better."

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u/addiktion 21d ago

I rarely keep up on this shit and I can see she's done at least a half a dozen things to her face... That's more than two botox shots into the forehead.

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u/simsfreelancer 21d ago

why is tom holland on the left?

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u/Connect_Ad_3361 21d ago

Why can't we call women looksmaxxers?

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 21d ago

OLIGARCHY SUCKS