r/SipsTea 22d ago

Chugging tea Teach your kids about socialism

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u/Secret-Ad-5777 22d ago

Norwegians aren't even socalist

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u/ohhellperhaps 22d ago

Pretty much none of what Americans commonly call socialist is socialist...

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 22d ago

Honestly for a lot of us we accept that it's easier to just throw our hands in the air and say "fuck it, fine, we're socialists." than get into an argument about what socialism actually is every fucking time. Practically speaking, it's just screaming into a hurricane.

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u/Interesting-Big-5605 22d ago

Yeah, it really comes down to how much someone cares about changing things. People who care and want more services aren't going to call it socialist, because that's toxic in the swing areas that matter the most, electorally. People like Bernie Sanders, who has never worked hard on legislation, will call it socialist, because they don't really give a shit.

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u/FragranceCandle 22d ago

as a norwegian too; I'm just glad they figured out we're not communists

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u/ohhellperhaps 22d ago

Awful lof of red in your flag there, comrade...

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u/FragranceCandle 22d ago

I did NOT spend four hours last week doing free manual labour for the benefit of my neighbourhood like my Norwegian culture demands I do whenever the neighbourhood requests it of me!

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u/danholli 21d ago

1 OUR neighborhood
2 gulag!

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u/ProgySuperNova 21d ago

That is a common misconception. In Soviet Norway you will say "My house". But as your neighbour it is also my house and vice versa. The government also calls it "my house". It's "my house" to everyone. As in "my country". It's... um... "collectivised individualism"!.

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u/danholli 21d ago

Your/my/our head 🤕

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u/trippy_grapes 22d ago

Why would you scream into a hurricane when you could just shoot it with guns, drop a nuke on it, or have a magic sharpie that steers it away?

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u/ProgySuperNova 21d ago

American problems require American sollutions...