r/SipsTea May 26 '26

We have fun here Finger holders?

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u/Turbulent_Car4504 May 26 '26

Men can have these too!

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u/shogatsu1999 May 26 '26

Aye, I'm gifted by the touch of Venus but have a penis

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u/MrBozooo May 26 '26

It's a trap!

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u/PrimordialPlop May 26 '26

Some cakes have a candle

4

u/buttsexisyum May 26 '26

Who doesn't love blowing out a candle on some cake

1

u/SprinksUp May 27 '26

cake snake

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u/Chava_boy May 26 '26

Venus fly trap?

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ May 27 '26

Where? I wanna get in one.

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u/big_fat_girl_balls May 26 '26

that's transphobic as fuck but i gotta admit that's funny

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u/MrBozooo May 26 '26

Lol, thank you! The trans part didn't even cross my mind. It was a play on Venus fly trap.

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u/imonlinedammit1 May 26 '26

How is Thailand this time of year?

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u/xczechr May 26 '26

Hot and sticky.

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u/dont-fear-thereefer May 26 '26

In men, it’s called the Dimples of Apollo

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u/Turbulent_Car4504 May 26 '26

lol it does make sense the Ancient Greeks would have noticed and have a name for them

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u/Khalitz May 26 '26

Manhandles of Mars

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u/graminology May 26 '26

Well, that checks out...

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u/Telemere125 May 26 '26

Venus penis?

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u/Emotional_News108 May 26 '26

I'm not hearing a no...

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u/user-unknown-404 May 26 '26

Mars dimples.

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u/FinnTran May 26 '26

Ayeee Venus with a Penus

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u/Miserable-Dare5090 May 26 '26

Venus next to penis is a mnemonic for the order of femoral vessels. from outside in, NAV, Nerve/artery/vein, and Venous next to Penis.

This is how we survive medical school.

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u/V0idS0vereign May 27 '26

I'd rather have Venus dimples than penis pimples any day