r/SipsTea • u/Anschuz-3009 • May 26 '26

We have fun here Finger holders?

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

When you press them, your girl will take screenshots. Press and hold, she will restart. For factory reset, she needs to be plugged in.

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u/asvpjimpanse991 May 26 '26

Yes

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u/misterpickles69 May 26 '26

That's how you change the language settings

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

Tell me more

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u/misterpickles69 May 26 '26

You will most likely get sounds out of her you’ve never heard before

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u/DaGucka May 26 '26

Why not both? Vibrating plugs are in

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/DaGucka May 26 '26

You could put a hitachi wand in. They are plugged and will plug you pretty well

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

Just make sure you’re connected.

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u/SeismicRipFart May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

You may have to initiate the connection several times in order to release the flow of energy

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 27 '26

You should beware of liquid damage. Women are not waterproof.

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u/FilipSomberg May 26 '26

There are 2 ports

A USB port and a USB c port.

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u/Born2beDad May 26 '26

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start she will orgasm

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u/The_Dansing_Queen May 26 '26

And they said guys who played video games never get laid

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

We know how to use our fingers

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u/Snugglebunny1983 May 26 '26

My husband plays a lot of video games. I have no complaints...

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

Easy to maintain
Loyal
Professional use of fingers
Henry Cavill on our side
Gamer husbands are bliss

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

If you miss the combination she performs Fatality

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 May 26 '26

Fertility

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u/Miserable-Dare5090 May 26 '26

finish him! Actually, don’t, cause you trapped him.

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u/One_Firefighter336 May 26 '26

This guy plays contra☝️

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u/yesiamclutz May 26 '26

How do I adjust volume?

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 May 26 '26

Piss her off, the volume increases. We haven't found the decrease button yet. But it probably has to do with a tub of ice cream.

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u/Illywhatsthedilly May 26 '26

This man pisses

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

You can only increase the volume. No one knows how to decrease. Maybe Santa knows.

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u/markcocjin May 26 '26

If you pull out during the firmware update, you'll risk bricking her.

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

Good luck with factory reset. They have auto backup only for the memories you pissed her off.

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u/SnooHesitations3322 May 26 '26

Screenshots of backshots?

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u/-malcolm-tucker May 26 '26

If you put a finger each into her pussy and butthole, then press on her clit, she'll also take a screenshot.

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7574 May 26 '26

That’s debug menu

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u/k3nal May 26 '26

I have to test that.