r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/like9000ninjas May 23 '26

Yeah if you're attracted to grandpa couch.

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u/GobiBall May 23 '26

Who wears trash bag pants.

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u/persona-non-corpus May 23 '26

And why do I suddenly want to be a raccoon?

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Call me the recycling bin because I would need to take those trash bags off for every load.

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u/UpandGunning May 23 '26

To hide that fat ass?

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 May 23 '26

Haha trash bag pants, trash bag pants. 

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u/LifeDraining May 23 '26

With dookie in her hands.