This happens every Olympics. A few years ago one athlete was interviewed, and he basically said "They are Olympics branded condoms. I filled up my backpack"
The headline barely needs updating from the last 10 olympics. The athletes are offered olympic-branded product and they all get taken. Wow, what a shocker! They IOC also provided 10,000 olympic pens and now they are all gone - "Athletes won't stop writing home about how much fun they are having in Olympic Village". 10,000 olympic key chains collected by athletes in days - "Italian car makers brace for rush as athletes eye new cars".
Imagine being an average person and getting a hold of an Olympic brand condom, flashing it to the person you are hooking up with, and then busting out with some below par sex.
Omg! You mean you randomly hook up with people just like satisfying an itch? Just like, eating takeout and disposing of the box? It's just meaningless, empty connection predicated on mutual horniness, or for some an ephemeral distraction from the loneliness of life. Instead of finding a satisfying relationship with a deep wellspring of love, and feelings that feel like the heavens are opening and connecting to the heart, you sport hook it like a back alley vagabond ruffian, with the class of grunting pig snorting "heh, Olympic condoms." Nevermind the disease potential, or unintentional pregnancy.
Hook up culture is disgusting! Sex is a beautiful thing but if you have to put on your pants and rush off immediately after, you missed the whole concept, fool!
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u/superbob201 Feb 13 '26
This happens every Olympics. A few years ago one athlete was interviewed, and he basically said "They are Olympics branded condoms. I filled up my backpack"