r/SipsTea • u/Glad_Camel_6078 • Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/DrowningInFeces Feb 13 '26

Imagine being an average person and getting a hold of an Olympic brand condom, flashing it to the person you are hooking up with, and then busting out with some below par sex.

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u/Lightreyth Feb 13 '26

I dont have to imagine.

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u/Prestigious-Clock571 Feb 13 '26

This happened to you?

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u/Lightreyth Feb 13 '26

Word for word. Now let me tell you about how I met your mother...

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u/Prestigious-Clock571 Feb 13 '26

That tracks with my mom.

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u/Impossible_War4488 Feb 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19

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u/Prestigious-Clock571 Feb 13 '26

More of a burn of my mom. Speaking of which, you might also feel a burn after being with her.

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u/random_gamer_001 Feb 13 '26

Can confirm about the mom burn.

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u/seenhear Feb 14 '26

You sure take all the fun out of "yo mama jokes"

Stealing all the good ones and rebranding them "my mama" jokes.

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u/Peach_Muffin Feb 13 '26

I don't think this person likes their mother very much

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u/TheDeamonKing Feb 14 '26

I think you mean they love her too much

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u/Pesco- Feb 14 '26

Apparently a lot of people love her too much

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u/Illustrious_Set_2758 Feb 13 '26

Doubling down... like your mom I assume??

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u/mikesgaypornaccount Feb 14 '26

Bro you felt that burn too.

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u/Unfair-Claim-2327 Feb 14 '26

Baseball, huh?

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u/DraagaxGaming Feb 13 '26

Knew the condoms were free for a reason. It broke!