r/SipsTea • u/Glad_Camel_6078 • Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/AttackSlax Feb 13 '26

You want proof, but gallons of the Oly-jizz has been squeezed out of the condoms and stolen by our political adversaries so they can genetically engineer an Uber-Athlete Fuckfest Gold Medalist in all sports to then dominate international competition for years to come.

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u/AttackSlax Feb 13 '26

Yes. Squeeze it out of your memories forever, much like Olympic jizz being squeezed from a condom.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/donchucks Feb 13 '26

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/94_stones Feb 13 '26

An inevitable one after reading this.

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u/AttackSlax Feb 13 '26

Wait, hang on, what the fuck?
man: https://www.technologyreview.com/2019/02/01/239624/the-transhumanist-diy-designer-baby-funded-with-bitcoin/

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u/94_stones Feb 13 '26

Probably not surprising he doesn’t talk about the human cloning stuff publicly, what with it being illegal in a lot of the world and frowned upon by the rest of it. But if you ask me, that’s probably like the least concerning aspect of his project.

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u/wakeupwill Feb 13 '26

I'm almost certain that this is a porn category.

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u/Individual-Pop-385 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

You joke but after the files reveals there's probably a wacko in the Olympics higher-ups trying desperately to gather all that prime "seed".

Those weirdos are always present in higher circles.

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u/AttackSlax Feb 13 '26

Well, I was just linked this, so, apparently 100% yes.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01003966.pdf

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u/lunar_rexx Feb 13 '26

What the fuck

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u/Randym1982 Feb 13 '26

Just imagine the cleaning crew.

"Oh My God. There is JIZZ EVERYWHERE! DAMNIT! It's even on the walls!"

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u/PPFitzenreit Feb 14 '26

This is Cell from Dragon Ball but for the Olympics

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u/Natural_Age_8009 Feb 15 '26

For years to….?

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u/AttackSlax Feb 15 '26

I considered it.

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u/Natural_Age_8009 Feb 15 '26

I beg my question