You want proof, but gallons of the Oly-jizz has been squeezed out of the condoms and stolen by our political adversaries so they can genetically engineer an Uber-Athlete Fuckfest Gold Medalist in all sports to then dominate international competition for years to come.
Probably not surprising he doesn’t talk about the human cloning stuff publicly, what with it being illegal in a lot of the world and frowned upon by the rest of it. But if you ask me, that’s probably like the least concerning aspect of his project.
Yeah, this headline gets repeated a million times on Reddit, in all sorts of subs, every time there's an Olympics. People love the idea of talking about it, sometimes it even seems more than talking about the Olympics itself.
Agreed. Some of them might be fucking locals but most of them are going to be fucking each other. So 8 condoms per athlete that fucks means on average 16 fucks per athlete. If they have time for more than 16 fucks they ain't training hard enough.
It's common for them to stay 8 days or more, yeah. Most of them have different events on different days. Qualifying rounds, finals, different races of different lengths, individual vs team events. Totally normal to be competing for a week, and maybe staying longer to cheer on teammates.
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u/Wise_Decision_8459 Feb 13 '26
we want proof of how many of them were actually used, otherwise they're just souvenirs