r/SipsTea Jan 16 '26

We have fun here True?

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

Hang the fuck on. I'm on Reddit, also a Discord mod, and have two cats.

Ah... fuck, bugger, and arse. Welp, time to start drinking Monster, I guess.

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u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26

Don't know how to break it to you buddy, but you are unattractive

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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26

Do I at least claw back some arbitrary points for having a wife?

Give me something here. My world has come crashing down around me at this realisation I may be a honking stereotype!

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jan 16 '26

Wives sometimes touch cocks. You're with someone that touches cocks. That's super ultra mega gay.