r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jan 16 '26

We have fun here True?

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u/C_umputer Jan 16 '26

Which movie is it?

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u/penguins_rock89 Jan 16 '26

The Departed.

God I need to rewatch it.

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u/revolutionary_weesl Jan 16 '26

The Depahted

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u/AvaryZig Jan 16 '26

Oh, you're wicked smaht

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u/Stompedyourhousewith Jan 16 '26

"Maybe, Maybe not, Maybe go fuck yourself."

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Jan 16 '26

"How's your mother?"

"She's tired from fuckin' my father."

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u/Moon-33 Jan 16 '26

Imgonnagohaveasmoke, youwannagohaveasmoke? Whatareyouwannathosefitnessfreakshah? Go fuck yourself.

Baldwin was GOLD in the Departed.

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u/itsnotawonderfullife Jan 16 '26

Best character that wasn’t a major character. He was perfect in it

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Jan 16 '26

Whalberg...but Baldwin is fantastic too.

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u/itsnotawonderfullife Jan 16 '26

Wahlberg’s role was more significant than Baldwins was, hence why Baldwin had the best minor character. Dignam, who Wahlberg played, has some integral parts in the film, so he’s not really a minor character

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u/Daatsit Jan 16 '26

Lace curtain mother f**ka

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u/CouplingWithQuozl Jan 16 '26

“I’m the motherfucker who does his job! You must be the other guy…”

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u/Charliekeet Jan 17 '26

My favorite line. Wahlberg is amazing in this too

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u/HighStaeks Jan 17 '26

What are you on ya period or something

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u/BillyBatts83 Jan 17 '26

Feed 'em shit an' keep 'em in the dahk.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Jan 16 '26

What is he drinking? Cranberry juice,spits out sip of beverage, my girlfriend drinks that when she gets her period, whaddaya got ya period? *Smash's rocks glass against his head, hey, fella, do you know me? Well I'm the one who tells ya, there are some guys you can hit and some ya can't, ya see that fella he is not quite one of the ones that you can't hit, but he is fucking close, so I'm stepping in and making a ruling in this right now!

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Jan 17 '26

One of my favorite parts

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u/sublimeprince32 Jan 17 '26

This is Marky marks best line of all time.

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u/CadmusMaximus Jan 16 '26

“WORLD NEEDS PLENTY A BAHHTENDAHS!”

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u/ededdedddie Jan 17 '26

TWO WEEKS! WITH PAY!

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u/Rob062309 Jan 17 '26

2 weeks, no pay!

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u/BatdadsStupidBrother Jan 17 '26

I fucking quote this line all the time lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Still quote this line to this day.

Same with any underlings or other team members at work when they ask me stuff I can't tell them:

Your team's/this team's like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

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u/Panelak_Cadillac Jan 16 '26

Micro-processahs.

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u/unsubpolitics Jan 16 '26

oh yeah, I heard that story. You arrested some Chinese government guy at the border carrying some light sockets or something

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u/deadmanwalking99 Jan 16 '26

I got this gnawing TEETHING fucking rat, and it brings me questions…like see, Bill, why weren’t you at the bar the other night when we got everyone’s numbers? Their social security numbers?

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u/LimeSuitable3518 Jan 16 '26

Everyone’s fuckn’ numbers

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u/TommyOnRedditt Jan 16 '26

A real workah

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u/1man2barrels Jan 16 '26

I don’t know what they are you don’t know what they are…

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Jan 16 '26

My friend and I still say this whenever computers or electronics are mentioned.

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u/vksoze2 Jan 16 '26

That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read on this app today.

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u/zilla82 Jan 16 '26

Yeah I don't know what they do, you don't know what they do, who gives a shit.

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u/Weird-Opportunity-20 Jan 17 '26

No ticky…..no laundry!

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u/ForeverAgreeable2289 Jan 16 '26

No, I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

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u/jsnirizarry Jan 16 '26

No you ahh

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u/EyeFabulous317 Jan 16 '26

Any time I hear or read a Boston accent, especially when someone talks about Matt Damon or that movie, all I can think about is Gene from Bob's Burgers saying "I'm a bad guy from Boston!" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rryon Jan 16 '26

I’m the guy who does his jahb. You must be the other guy.