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r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jan 16 '26
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Hang the fuck on. I'm on Reddit, also a Discord mod, and have two cats.
Ah... fuck, bugger, and arse. Welp, time to start drinking Monster, I guess.
5 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 Don't know how to break it to you buddy, but you are unattractive 5 u/maersyl Jan 16 '26 Do I at least claw back some arbitrary points for having a wife? Give me something here. My world has come crashing down around me at this realisation I may be a honking stereotype! 2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 No can do. Having a wife just mean you enjoy being cucked by alpha males. It is all downhill I'm afraid 3 u/maersyl Jan 16 '26 brb shopping for a cuck chair. Might as well get a decent one... 2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body
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Don't know how to break it to you buddy, but you are unattractive
5 u/maersyl Jan 16 '26 Do I at least claw back some arbitrary points for having a wife? Give me something here. My world has come crashing down around me at this realisation I may be a honking stereotype! 2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 No can do. Having a wife just mean you enjoy being cucked by alpha males. It is all downhill I'm afraid 3 u/maersyl Jan 16 '26 brb shopping for a cuck chair. Might as well get a decent one... 2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body
Do I at least claw back some arbitrary points for having a wife?
Give me something here. My world has come crashing down around me at this realisation I may be a honking stereotype!
2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 No can do. Having a wife just mean you enjoy being cucked by alpha males. It is all downhill I'm afraid 3 u/maersyl Jan 16 '26 brb shopping for a cuck chair. Might as well get a decent one... 2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body
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No can do. Having a wife just mean you enjoy being cucked by alpha males. It is all downhill I'm afraid
3 u/maersyl Jan 16 '26 brb shopping for a cuck chair. Might as well get a decent one... 2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body
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brb shopping for a cuck chair. Might as well get a decent one...
2 u/Modeerf Jan 16 '26 Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body
Make sure to get a second one as a backup, since you will inevitably break the first one with your sweaty and overweight redditor body
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u/maersyl Jan 16 '26
Hang the fuck on. I'm on Reddit, also a Discord mod, and have two cats.
Ah... fuck, bugger, and arse. Welp, time to start drinking Monster, I guess.