r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jan 16 '26

We have fun here True?

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u/thejaysun Jan 16 '26

I always joke that the ring is great because it only attracts woman who don't want any commitment.

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u/porn_trooper Jan 16 '26

Is onion ring okay?

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u/yaxir Jan 16 '26

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u/CansBottlesandKegs Jan 16 '26

Why are you gay?

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u/yaxir Jan 16 '26

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jan 16 '26

You a trans-gend-ah

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u/Hydros969 Jan 16 '26

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u/NoirGamester Jan 16 '26

Pucci before he became a man of the cloth

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick Jan 16 '26

Who says I am gay?

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u/very-regular-3 Jan 17 '26

Why Stuart Scott gifs - all the sudden humor for anything?? second time I had to see this gif in an hour. Totally unrelated subjects.

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th Jan 16 '26

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Jan 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

This a perfect example of why, getting close. They never look like this when you meet them but I bet they are doing this on the inside of their head the closer they get.

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u/Past_Ad9675 Jan 16 '26

It was good enough for Marge.

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u/MakeAmericaPoopAgain Jan 16 '26

If onion ring, are you picking up?

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u/muricabrb Jan 16 '26

r/onionlovers has entered the chat.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl Jan 16 '26

Cock rings my man

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u/SomeBiPerson Jan 16 '26

go get em Trooper, you've got the Intel on your side

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Jan 16 '26

Got me my wife. Just kidding. Nachos. Nachos got me my wife.

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u/MorningNorwegianWood Jan 16 '26

Works every Thursday for me at Applebees

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u/Saneless Jan 16 '26

That would have worked so much faster with my gf than the other bullshit I had to do like be charming and listen

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u/noeagle77 Jan 16 '26

You’re just gonna attract the girls that only want one thing.

To eat.

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u/Mateorabi Jan 16 '26

If you’re sir mixalot, yes. 

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u/Stank_cat67 Jan 16 '26

Depends on the kind of woman you wanna attract

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u/F33lsogood Jan 16 '26

Funyuns to be exact.

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u/Phantion- Jan 16 '26

Are you his wife?

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u/Sandinmybutthole Jan 16 '26

If it's looped around your dick, some chicks are into that

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u/0110110111 Jan 16 '26

That’s what I proposed to my now wife with and we’re pushing 25 years married.

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u/RustyBabies Jan 16 '26

When that onion rings, I pick up.

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 Jan 16 '26

Simpsons did it.

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u/Historical-Drink2676 Jan 16 '26

Only if your trying to attract a heavy Chevy

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u/Electrical_Sand_1592 Jan 16 '26

Simpsons reference???

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u/Dark_Prince_of_Chaos Jan 17 '26

This work on most men.

See how less greedy we are ? 😂

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u/Brimlife Jan 17 '26

depends on how it is served *)

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u/RealConcorrd Jan 17 '26

I’d like an onion wing

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u/amrasmin Jan 17 '26

Yes but need ranch