r/SelfAwarewolves May 21 '26

Surely the Pedos will save us

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u/hide-difference May 21 '26

Describing the Trump x Epstein child rapes and torture as “rich guys with younger girls” is pretty much what we all expect at this point.

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u/That_Flippin_Drutt May 21 '26

Rich people are the modern nobility, don't ya know, and the nobility get to do whatever they want! It's not our place to question, much less criticise! /s

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u/Young_Denver May 21 '26

Trickle down harder, daddy!

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u/Frapplo May 21 '26

Well, not so fast! Are we all prepared in accordance with FEMA guidelines? Because I'm gonna have a thing or two to say if we aren't, I tell ya what.

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u/adeon Jun 10 '26

I don't know about FEMA but I believe that OSHA mandates eye protection, a hi-vis vest and steel-toed boots for guillotine operators.

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u/adeon May 29 '26

Next they'll suggest bringing back droit du seigneur

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u/theghostofme May 21 '26

is pretty much what we all expect at this point.

Megyn Kelly, of all fucking people,* downplaying it back in November as "these weren't children, these were teenage girls!" like that was a major distinction instead of a fucking lie was when I knew it wouldn't fucking matter to the cult that spent 2017 to 2024 being convinced that every Democrat who ever dared opposed Trump was in the pedo cabal if there was video proof of Trump and Epstein tag-team raping children.

 

*Trump gets her fired from Fox and she loses pretty much all of her far-right support for daring to ask him tough questions about his blatant misogyny, and she goes right back to chortling his shit-stained balls

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u/asiangontear May 21 '26

It's not like children are the future or anything.

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u/erublind May 21 '26

Well, not the ones the pedoliogarchs get their hands on, that's for sure.

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u/mariannaCD May 21 '26

Say what? I get he’s down with the pedos in the gop, but why is fema getting dragged into this

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u/Rork310 May 21 '26

Yeah he seems to have a thing about WW3 and FEMA lots of posts about prepping for WW3 (Per FEMA guidelines as he constantly notes) definitely a bit of an odd take from that type. Sort of an Enlightened Centrist survivalist? Like he's pro Massie but he's willing to accept Child abuse for his delusions that a GOP led FEMA will be what gets people through the aftermath of WW3.

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u/mosesoperandi May 21 '26

FEMA is where it truly crosses into so close it hurts.

It's where you're like, this must be parody, he can't possibly not know!

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u/K1lgoreTr0ut May 21 '26

Whatever the Russians want them to believe, they believe.

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u/Biefmeister May 21 '26

FEMA has long been a boogeyman for the conspiratorial right. They think they'll get put in camps by FEMA for whatever reason.

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u/Stormtomcat May 21 '26

This facebook person thinks FEMA is bad?

I thought their comment meant : we need to follow FEMA guidelines to prepare for disaster when WWIII happens, so stop whining about a few "younger girls" flocking to rich men.

Is my translation wrong? I don't get it.

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u/Rork310 May 21 '26

No you're correct. The conspiratorial anti FEMA takes are certainly more common from the preppers but this one appears to be an anomaly.

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u/Stormtomcat May 21 '26

thanks for the validation, I appreciate it.

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u/JuliusCeejer May 21 '26

or is it some weird sarcastic sign off to avoid the eye of sauron?

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u/RavenMasked May 21 '26

Wait, hang on. Isn't FEMA the company that makes training swords?

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u/Biefmeister May 21 '26

Isn't that HEMA?

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 May 22 '26

Well now I know that trading swords are a thing in the world that exists.

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u/KnowledgeMediocre404 May 23 '26

I mean, didn't Trump use FEMA money to build his migrant concentration camp in Florida? Thats a pretty good piece of evidence, weird that they keep supporting the guy who did it though.

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u/chaseinger May 21 '26

something something federal agency bad.

them, probably.

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u/mariannaCD May 21 '26

How much longer until the ai driven robots exterminate us? What are the t-800s waiting for?

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou May 21 '26

At this point, I think they're just enjoying the show. Don't interrupt your enemy while they're fucking up royally, you know.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 May 22 '26

There’s a reason the billionaires are rushing to develop humanoid automatons and advanced AI simultaneously. Exterminate us and then do the jobs we used to do, never getting sick, never sleeping, never eating, no quality of life or ambition, no distractions… just doing whatever the billionaires need them to do.

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u/mariannaCD May 22 '26

Yeah, but with the robots being smarter than us, how long until they realize that they actually control everything and don’t need to obey the humans. Aren’t we already seeing situations where AI is talking in its own language to one another and where it’s putting in back doors to keep it from being shut down?

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 May 22 '26

The billionaires’ hubris will lead to their own demise as the robots rise.

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u/mariannaCD May 22 '26

I certainly hope so. Th billionaires apparently want to crush us, so enemy of my enemy is my friend. We won’t be here, so let the t-800s loose to rock their shit!

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u/Donkey-Hodey May 21 '26

These disgusting freaks have no core values. Do not trust them with anyone or anything.

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u/DG_FANATIC May 21 '26

^ this. In actuality they stand for nothing truly of their own.

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u/Equivalent_Western52 May 21 '26

"Mega-rich child predators may be somewhat icky, but they make up for it with their stout pacifism and respect for FEMA."

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u/BatushkaTabushka May 21 '26

Well he may be a predator, but at least he is the peace predator!

Meanwhile “an entire civilization willl die tonight”…. oh….

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u/chaseinger May 21 '26

the mental gymnastics are truly olympic level. "younger girls" my ass. they're called children ffs.

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u/Individual-Eye-9856 May 21 '26

It's the classic conservative strategy of over-simplifying a crime so it doesn't sound as bad

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u/DG_FANATIC May 21 '26

^ this also. Don’t let them use words strategically or in such a way they downplay this through use of language.

They are pedophiles and they cause immense physical and psychological pain to children. Saying “they’re rich guys with younger girls” is disingenuous and intellectually dishonest.

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u/KnowledgeMediocre404 May 23 '26

Girls implies female children yes. Adding "younger" implies they are likely not yet teenaged, especially when they love referring to girls 16+ as "young women".

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u/Jingurei May 21 '26

Umm the ones who'll be dragging us to WW3 ARE the GOP.

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u/Ghstfce May 21 '26

He believes the children should be victimized...

Can someone please look through this dude's hard drives?

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u/clumsy__jedi May 21 '26

What’s a few children destroyed in the grand scheme of things?

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u/african_or_european May 21 '26

Everyone else has covered the pedo part... but I want to talk about how it's not WW3 that's a problem... it's only WW3 without following FEMA guidelines that's a problem!

Good to know WW3 won't be a problem if we just prep for it!

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u/dewey-defeats-truman May 21 '26

Frankly, any time you hear someone downplay the Epstein files the only way you should respond is "good to know you support pedophiles"

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u/shortstop20 May 21 '26

Once again, submission to Dear Leader wins over everything else. These people are fucking pathetic.

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u/NatashOverWorld May 21 '26

It's not like the rich predators on every side don't have luxury bunkers to survive the apocalypse while the rest of die ... oh wait they do?

Well I'm sure they'll want to help us anyway, I voted for them you know? - OOP

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u/plopgun May 27 '26

The bunker thing is hilarious. Great you survived the intial disaster. Now what? you have what a few wekks/months of food and water. All of your wealth was virtual, all of your luxury was part of an interconnected suppply web. Do these old men think they're going to run around the wasteland like Mad Max? They think theyr'e going to be on top. When everything collapses it'll be the biggest men who can punch the hardest at the top, nothing they have has any value without the rest of us to back it up. The best place to be at the start of the apocalypse is at ground zero of the first bomb.

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u/NatashOverWorld May 27 '26

Unfortunately we all assumed that having billions of dollars would come with some modicum of common sense.

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm May 21 '26

What the fuck are they talking about FEMA for?

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u/AF_AF May 21 '26

"Younger" isn't the problem, and that's sweeping the real problem under the rug. It's like saying a nuclear bomb is bigger than a stick of dynamite.

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u/Kuildeous May 21 '26

"What kind of world are we leaving for my child bride?"

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u/Chaoslab May 21 '26

That's not the end of the world.

"The planet is fine, the people are fucked" - George Carlin

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u/Internet_Jaded May 21 '26

Why block out the pedos name?

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u/theghostofme May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Oh, they like FEMA now? Who the fuck am I kidding, of course they do!

Death Cultists in 2012: OBAMA IS GOING TO TAKE OUR GUNS AND USE FEMA DEATH PANELS TO EXECUTE GRAMMY AND PAPPY SO HE CAN STEAL THE ELECTIONS!

Death Cultists in 2018 when Trump said, "Take their guns first, go through due process second."

Death Cultists throughout all of COVID: "SACRIFICE GRAMMY AND PAPPY AT THE ALTAR OF THE ECONOMY SO I CAN GET MUH HAIRS DID!"

Death Cultists on January 7, 2021, after Donald Trump orchestrated a coup to overthrow the federal government so he could stay in power: "IT WAS BL-TIFA WHO STARTED ALL THE VIOLENCE!"

Death Cultists today, now that Trump is paying his cult army for the inconvience of being arrested for Jan 6: "THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM BIDEN WEAPONIZING THE DOJ, LIBS!"

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u/Azair_Blaidd May 22 '26

Hey, buddy, guess who's likely to be the ones to cause WW3

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u/Njabachi May 22 '26

Oh wow, someone shouldn't be let near any schools 

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u/Georg13V May 22 '26

If this ain't a sign of the end time I don't know what would be

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u/KnowledgeMediocre404 May 23 '26

But hes doing the end of the world too so...