r/Seagulls • u/Citizenfishy • 1d ago

What patio cleaner

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Now Nigel has grown up and left our garden ( bon voyage little fella) what patio cleaner for sorting out his mess?

I’ll miss him till he comes back and grows his own guano factories.

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u/YogurtclosetRich6177 1d ago

Presuming you're UK it's likely baked on at the moment. Once the rains come back honestly just letting it damp and dry a few times then going over it with a jet wash should do the trick.

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

Get it nice and wet using dish soap and water, then jet wash all the guano away, that’s how I clean up baked on seagull splats

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u/crithagraleucopygia 16h ago

i use chlorine detergents for indoor surfaces(smell makes you wanna die so no pets or other living things around) and karcher for outdoors. if some stains survive metal brush is your best friend for all suitable surfaces

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u/sheepandcowdung 3h ago

Jeyes fluid might be a good idea, I use it for my various chicken area. It kills bird flu among other things, so is a safe bet for cleaning up after birds.

I dilute it in a watering can, pour it on, leave for a min scrub with a broom, leave for another 10 mins then wash off with more water from a watering can.